[Misc] How do you become a NSC moderator?

[Eeyore]

I don't think anyone is exempt from being a bellend from time to time on here.

Agreed.

But the board needs moderating. The better the quality of a board the more it gets used. Lose the 5% who consistently post toxic or immature stuff and you gain far far more than that.

Not many people get banned from here in reality. When it happens most are in agreement.

 

[Eeyore]

With a post like that you should apply.

Not been given a ban recently have you ?

You still come back.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Agreed.

But the board needs moderating. The better the quality of a board the more it gets used. Lose the 5% who consistently post toxic or immature stuff and you gain far far more than that.

Not many people get banned from here in reality. When it happens most are in agreement.

Anymore readings due?

 

[GT49er]

A pre-requisite is the ability to understand that "have" and "of" are not interchangeable.

.....and to agree not to take any action against posters who don't!

 

[Guinness Boy]

Make sure you spell 'there' and 'their' correctly

That's part of the entrance exam.

A pre-requisite is the ability to understand that "have" and "of" are not interchangeable.

So is that.

And have a penchant for 'gourmet' burgers. . . if there is such a thing.

It's gourmet vegetarian burgers. We all have to adopt our Glorious Leader's "faddy diet".

 

[Guinness Boy]

2. Turn water into Craft Beer.

Isn't that what any brewer worth their salt, yeast and hops does

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I was asked in 2003 but declined. Too busy.

I have plenty of time on my hands now, but have demonstrated a profound lack of restraint, excess of levity and general facetiousness, all of which preclude any further consideration.

I agree with this. After all, think of the number of poor fools I'd ban?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Isn't that what any brewer worth their salt, yeast and hops does

Alright smart ass
The Three Tuns, turn beer into water, allegedly

 

[Eeyore]

Anymore readings due?

Hope so. I've been spending time on a novel recently though. Do you get email notifications ? Occasionally I get a trashy thought come into my head and do a scribble. Now the footy seasons back I've got a few ideas for social commentaries.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Hope so. I've been spending time on a novel recently though. Do you get email notifications ? Occasionally I get a trashy thought come into my head and do a scribble. Now the footy seasons back I've got a few ideas for social commentaries.

Yes chap

 

[Weststander]

I was asked in 2003 but declined. Too busy.

I have plenty of time on my hands now, but have demonstrated a profound lack of restraint, excess of levity and general facetiousness, all of which preclude any further consideration.

I agree with this. After all, think of the number of poor fools I'd ban?

You (online) shoot from the hip, impulsively going on the attack.

Whilst mod’s such as [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] take the silent assassin approach, appearing from nowhere to calmly ban trolls, extremist and assorted transgressors.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

You (online) shoot from the hip, impulsively going on the attack.

Whilst mod’s such as [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] take the silent assassin approach, appearing from nowhere to calmly ban trolls, extremist and assorted transgressors.

Yep.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Dwarf porn. It has to be dwarf porn.

That's about right.

 

[El Presidente]

Send a couple of porn dvds to El Pres and you're in ..... in both senses of the word.

Thanks, I’ll get round to sending them back, honest x

 

[El Presidente]

That's about right.

The German grumbleflick version of Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs is a masterpiece. It stays faithful to the original, albeit with slightly more anal and a scene involving a turnip that I don’t recall from Walt’s version.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Do you still have to pretend Apple products are the greatest invention ever, or has that passed?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

The German grumbleflick version of Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs is a masterpiece. It stays faithful to the original, albeit with slightly more anal and a scene involving a turnip that I don’t recall from Walt’s version.

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Seen it, beautiful version of an arse taker.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Seen it, beautiful version of an arse taker.

It's a good job I've got 44% battery as this will probably take some finding.

Re the OP. I'd never have a chance as I'd immediately ban all the Palace trolls as soon as they trolled. Which clearly isn't allowed.

Anyway, off to find Snow White. [emoji23]

 

[LlcoolJ]

FFS, it's rubbish. [emoji23]

 

[Hampster Gull]

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