How do I kill the foxes in my garden?

[Uncle Spielberg]

No need to kill the foxes in your garden in London. All you have to do is knock down their current habitat and put up eighteen storeys of flat-pack flats, some of them 'affordable' to mammals earning £450K a year, then relocate aforesaid foxes somewhere really REALLY shit.

Nailed it right there

 

[Cheggers]

Coax them out by offering them a signed picture of Malcolm Hebden, AKA Norris Cole from Coronation Street. It's a known fact that all foxes enjoy Corrie. Once they're out of the den, wine and dine them with a good single malt and plenty of pineapple and cheese on cocktail stick-type snacks (also a favourite of foxes), and calmly explain to them that you're a bit messed up and for some reason want to destroy the beautiful creatures as they hinder the entrance to your shed/'man cave'/w#nking den.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Shovel.

 

[Taybha]

Newhaven

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Agent Orange should do.....


Open season for the little vermin in my book......


TNBA

TTF

 

[midnight_rendezvous]

You do realise you invaded their territory not the other way around ? Maybe it is you who should move ?

This

 

[Postman Pat]

Military drone.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Military drone.

+ Household pet =

 

[glasfryn]

In London?

try moving out of its territory, the 16th floor in a block of flats should do it

 

[Reagulls]

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desert fox?

 

[Superphil]

Each evening go and have a wee around the perimeter of your garden (inside your garden, not outside, you might get arrested). It works for me in my West Sussex garden, it might work for you.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Land mines

 

[Vicar!]

Each evening go and have a wee around the perimeter of your garden (inside your garden, not outside, you might get arrested). It works for me in my West Sussex garden, it might work for you.

I have a whole family of them, they are welcome to use the bottom half of the garden, and are delightful. We keep the border by putting down fox repellent, yup its pee. Piss in the watering can, and then 'water', repeat after rain.

 

[DJ NOBO]

The thread title has the ring of a Morrissey B-side

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Ask one of your local friendly jihadists to practice suicide bombing on the den, with a bit of luck they'll take you out in the process? Hope this helps.

 

[Return of the Rev]

What do you do with the dead fox?

 

[Postman Pat]

Ask the U.N. to impose sanctions against the foxes until they stop imposing on to your territory.

That'll show 'em.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

We get foxes, badgers, deer, hedgehogs and loads of squirrels. It's the squirrels I don't like.

 

[jameswestport]

You don't kill them as they are wonderful animals and would love them in my garden

They make terrible noises and give my dad nightmares. We've also just laid a new lawn and its only a matter of time before they dig holes in it.

Wild foxes are OK creatures. These city foxes are no more than vermin. The rats don't bother me at all..

I wouldn't kill them myself personally as I love animals but my dad keeps running out with the shovel and I'm afraid he'll hurt himself.