How do I kill the foxes in my garden?

[BensGrandad]

I would suggest petition the PM to bring back Fox Hunting but the people who it doesnt affect would go against it again.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

I would suggest petition the PM to bring back Fox Hunting but the people who it doesnt affect would go against it again.

I'm sure the foxes would protest about if they could, as it is, people will have to keep doing it for them. Shame that.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

An anvil and a chicken if you want to be eloborate....

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Shotgun should do the trick

Land mines are far more fun and create a foxy type fireworks display.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Land mines are far more fun and create a foxy type fireworks display.

 

[DavidRyder]

You don't.

I'd love wildlife in my garden.

 

[looney]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Hx5ka1FiA

 

[StonehamPark]

You just try it.

 

[perseus]

Saltwater Crocs are hard enough to get rid of urban degenerate Foxes, not mouses, sweet-toothed badgers or Malayan Teddy Bears.

Snapper Turtles get rid of most intruders, but not the census man.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Maybe wolves but then I could see this turning in to a whole old woman who swallowed a fly situation...

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

In London?

what are they doing?

 

[KingstonSeagull]

what are they doing?

Loitering

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You do realise you invaded their territory not the other way around ? Maybe it is you who should move ?

 

[Norman Potting]

An anvil and a chicken if you want to be eloborate....

..Isn't that if you have a Coyote in your garden, which although not very bright, seem to be difficult to eliminate completely.

 

[Brighthelmstone]

Depends. if you're in the Croydon area then i believe their standard response to any issues is to burn it down, could try that?

 

[jonny.rainbow]

In London?

Show them your button mushroom-sized penis and they'll die of laughter.

 

[tiberious]

No need to kill the foxes in your garden in London. All you have to do is knock down their current habitat and put up eighteen storeys of flat-pack flats, some of them 'affordable' to mammals earning £450K a year, then relocate aforesaid foxes somewhere really REALLY shit.

Croydon ?

 

[Baldseagull]

then chuck the trolley back in the canal, job done.

 

[maltaseagull]

Smuggle in a honey badger and let it rip.

Apparently not hard enough!

Perhaps a grasshopper mouse?