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How DEVIOUS and DECEITFUL are you ?











Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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Lush said:
Lol. "NSC. Where women are"

If it makes you feel any better Easy I am a subscriber to the "We have to have some secrets darling" school of relationships.
Thanks Lush. Surely its only healthy.
There have been occasions when I have phoned her on the mobile, and I can quite clearly hear a pub background when she's supposed to be at home hoovering. Of course, she's always "just finishing up", after having been dragged to the pub by the hair by one of her friends/workmates/sisters/secret boyfriends. Once home, I can usually wheedle the truth out of her through the use of advanced intense interrogation techniques I have studied at length from books such as "The Fatherland - A 20th Century Vision of Nazi Europe" and "The Truth - BEATING It Out Of Your Woman" (forward by Lee Chapman).

I think we understand each other perfectly. We'd never have lasted 10 years otherwise.
 


Artois

is 100% of your RDA
Jul 5, 2003
6,578
Hooters
Lush said:
If it makes you feel any better Easy I am a subscriber to the "We have to have some secrets darling" school of relationships.


I'm sad that you only think of me as a 'secret' :blush:
 






Marshy

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
19,954
FRUIT OF THE BLOOM
Yorkie, surely you have told Ned " I have a headache tonight" or " that really was delicious darling" .....come on, own up !

:lolol: :lolol:
 
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John Dorian

Glass Case of EMOTION
go with your original plans easy, remember yorkie is only trying to stop you enjoying yourself !! Bad Yorkie :nono:

go easy , enjoy yourself but when you come home from the match buy her some flowers or chocolates from the petrol station on the way home. that way she'l forgive you, if she ever finds out.:lolol:

on a slight tangent, how many hole in ones will you get.

enjoy the golf mate.:lolol:
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Marshy said:
Yorkie, surely you have told Ned " I have a headache tonight" or " that really was delicious darling" .....come on, own up !

:lolol: :lolol:

No. If I'm not in the mood, I say I'm not in the mood.
Doesn't happen that often though.

Delicious food? He's a better cook than I am

:lolol: :lolol:

Only 10 years, Easy? We've been married 11 years :angel:
 






Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Referee87 said:
go with your original plans easy, remember yorkie is only trying to stop you enjoying yourself !! Bad Yorkie :nono:

No I'm not. I bet his wife is only too glad to get him off to the golf course to get him out from under her feet.

:lolol:
 


rodgerscuz

New member
Feb 17, 2004
134
Shoreham-By-Sea
Just remember Easy10 when you mention your 'little white lies' that your sister could be listening and hold it against you for use in the future! Others - please be gentle with me this is my first time on NSC. Rodgerscuz (yes we are related)
 








Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,380
Location Location
rodgerscuz said:
Just remember Easy10 when you mention your 'little white lies' that your sister could be listening and hold it against you for use in the future! Others - please be gentle with me this is my first time on NSC. Rodgerscuz (yes we are related)
I am fully aware of the dangers of you coming on here and reading things you should't, sis. However, blood is thicker than water, and I trust your judgement to keep my secret golfing shennanigans just that - a secret. Otherwise I may not be in a position to take your son, my nephew, on many more Sunday morning golf trips.

For the rest of NSC - yes, this is another "sibling thing" on here. It is as worrying as it was inevitable, and I will have to be very careful what I post from now on, otherwise she might tell my mum.
 


El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,990
Pattknull med Haksprut
Just as well you are not Welsh Easy, as your 'sister' could in fact be your mum
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,380
Location Location
Re: Re: How DEVIOUS and DECEITFUL are you ?

Hannibal smith said:
No Need! Just tell her your thinking of going up the driving range one lunchtime.
Not a bad shout. Mind you, I've just remembered the clubs & trolly are already in the boot now, left over from Sunday, so no need to mention it at all really.

The half day has now been booked. A devious friend has now been drawn in as a playing partner. The dye is cast. Now I've just got to sweat it out - can I survive two whole evenings without cracking and confessing all to her in a remorseful, tearful, snotty mess ? Only time will tell.
 
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Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
I reckon you won't :D
 


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