king Wombat
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take the day off. dont buy her anything as that'll look suspicios!!
if thats ure worst secret then can't be too bad!!
if thats ure worst secret then can't be too bad!!
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How DEVIOUS and DECEITFUL are you ?
- Thread starter Easy 10
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I told a girl I had sweets to get her into bed once
Lord Bracknell
On fire
Now that Easy 10's gone off-line, I think it's time to congratulate him on a spiffing wheeze.
Everyone here seems to have fallen for his story about playing golf on Wednesday afternoon. I have no idea what he's REALLY planning. What I do know is that when Mrs 10 finds out that he wasn't at work, he'll have a fall-back alibi already in place.
"Actually, I was playing golf. Ask any of my football chums. I even talked about it on NSC".
Oh yeah? You think she'll believe that, Easy? Well, good luck, whatever it is you're up to on Wednesday.
Devious? Deceitful? moi? I'm in a different league.
Everyone here seems to have fallen for his story about playing golf on Wednesday afternoon. I have no idea what he's REALLY planning. What I do know is that when Mrs 10 finds out that he wasn't at work, he'll have a fall-back alibi already in place.
"Actually, I was playing golf. Ask any of my football chums. I even talked about it on NSC".
Oh yeah? You think she'll believe that, Easy? Well, good luck, whatever it is you're up to on Wednesday.
Devious? Deceitful? moi? I'm in a different league.
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Easy, if you need to call your wife during the golf for any reason, she'll be at my place... And you think you're the one being devious and deceitful...? 
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king Wombat
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that would be deceitful to set NSC as an alibi..
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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Its a fair cop Lord B, and you've clearly seen straight through what I thought was a cunning ruse. I admit, I wouldn't even know which way up to hold a golf club. No, the truth of the matter is...I am going Dogging in the Asda car park. I have somehow picked up an insatiable, shameful fetish involving a gimp mask, some lubricant, and a medium sized raw chicken. If anyone wishes to join me, I will be at the "petrol station" end of the car park at about 2pm (where most of the empty spaces are). Mine is the small white van with the blacked out windows.Lord Bracknell said:Now that Easy 10's gone off-line, I think it's time to congratulate him on a spiffing wheeze.
Everyone here seems to have fallen for his story about playing golf on Wednesday afternoon. I have no idea what he's REALLY planning. What I do know is that when Mrs 10 finds out that he wasn't at work, he'll have a fall-back alibi already in place.
"Actually, I was playing golf. Ask any of my football chums. I even talked about it on NSC".
Oh yeah? You think she'll believe that, Easy? Well, good luck, whatever it is you're up to on Wednesday.
Devious? Deceitful? moi? I'm in a different league.
Just knock three times on the rear doors, and say "Easy you SLAG, you've been a very bad boy. Now open this door, turn round and take your punishment".
Very funny, Easy 10. I am not one who judges others, but I have doubts your plan will work. You have to have a really good memory to be able to sustain any lie, however innocent. Say, for instance, you scored a hole in one that afternoon, would you not want to tell your wife about it at some stage? If you didn't tell her that afternoon you would be bound to tell her at some stage, leading to further questions. I cannot see any reason for you to lie, except of course that maybe you would feel guilty if you tell the truth? Why not say you are playing golf but promise to take her out for a meal and a drink some time as a treat for her?
TSB
Captain Hindsight
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that comes as no great surprise!
Windmill
New member
Easy, its only a lie if you say you didn't do it or deny it. If Mrs Easy thinks you're at work then she won't ask and you don't need to tell any porkies.
My missus is very easy-going, but sometimes if I have (guiltily)over-indulged down at HMV on the 3 for 2 sale, I don't declare all my purchases.
However, she does seem to have a photographic memory for my music, and invariably will comment on new cd's, even if I refrain from playing them openly while she is around.
Which course are you playing by the way?
My missus is very easy-going, but sometimes if I have (guiltily)over-indulged down at HMV on the 3 for 2 sale, I don't declare all my purchases.
However, she does seem to have a photographic memory for my music, and invariably will comment on new cd's, even if I refrain from playing them openly while she is around.
Which course are you playing by the way?
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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tadley gull said:
Mines the same with DVD's. Even the most innocuous DVD tucked away amongst my shelf of a hundred-odd still gets noticed. Tch.
Anyhoo, I'm going for a hack around Benfield Valley, the 9 hole course (although I'm planning on going round twice). Shot a 42 on Sunday, which was quite pleasing for me.
chips and gravy
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I took a day off today without my Mrs knowing. Mind you she was out of the country so I suppose that doesn't count.
You could always try the 'I did tell you - it's not my fault if you never listen to me'. Never fails
You could always try the 'I did tell you - it's not my fault if you never listen to me'. Never fails
Just tell her your playing golf and going to football.
If she don't like it ,tough.A man has to have his own space.You know you are the boss in your own house.Put your foot down and just show her that you can do what you like.
Now I'm getting off this thread as quick as possible in case the missus walks past,she sometimes reads my messages,she would batter me black and blue,send me to bed and stop me coming on here for a week.
If she don't like it ,tough.A man has to have his own space.You know you are the boss in your own house.Put your foot down and just show her that you can do what you like.
Now I'm getting off this thread as quick as possible in case the missus walks past,she sometimes reads my messages,she would batter me black and blue,send me to bed and stop me coming on here for a week.