[Football] Hove scores should we sign him ?

[Dave the hatosaurus]

Whilst reviewing this evenings results i noticed that Norway U21 had a player called Hove who scored in the 4th minute . Could do a job surely especially if partnered with marc albrighton ?
As an afterthought do any of the wise men of NSC actually know of occasions in reality where players shared the same name as the team they turned out for ?

 

[Invicta]

Jason Scotland played for a few clubs in Scotland.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Whilst reviewing this evenings results i noticed that Norway U21 had a player called Hove who scored in the 4th minute . Could do a job surely especially if partnered with marc albrighton ?
As an afterthought do any of the wise men of NSC actually know of occasions in reality where players shared the same name as the team they turned out for ?

No I don't but the closest I can get for you is a Gillingham player called Gerald Sithole, which is just one letter away from being bloody funny.

 

[Lankyseagull]

Mike England represented Wales at International level.

 

[Gabbafella]

No I don't but the closest I can get for you is a Gillingham player called Gerald Sithole, which is just one letter away from being bloody funny.

Why is Geraldo Sithole funny?

 

[Invicta]

Stephen Ireland, game over !

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Why is Geraldo Sithole funny?

Maybe just me then but I saw a Gillingham goal come through a while back and the scorer was called Sithole, I immediately wished that his name was shithole as it suits the town.

 

[B-right-on]

No I don't but the closest I can get for you is a Gillingham player called Gerald Sithole, which is just one letter away from being bloody funny.

Maybe the name calling I got at school wasn't that bad.

I'd be straight down the deed pole office at 18 yrs old if that was my family name. And not to add an 'h' either

 

[Pevenseagull]

There's a bloke called Barry on Keith's books and Barry used to have a player called Keith.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I was very gutted back in the mid noughties when Tom Brighton chose Millwall rather than joining us. The closest we could get now is signing Marc Albrighton from Leicester.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Maybe the name calling I got at school wasn't that bad.

I'd be straight down the deed pole office at 18 yrs old if that was my family name. And not to add an 'h' either

Is there such a thing as a Deed Poll office? I can't imagine that they are particularly over worked if there is.

 

[Skuller]

I suppose Perry Digweed is a bit close to our name preferred by Palace supporters.

 

[Stat Brother]

Maybe the name calling I got at school wasn't that bad.

I'd be straight down the deed pole office at 18 yrs old if that was my family name. And not to add an 'h' either

So you wouldn't be courting Mr and Mrs House's daughter then?

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Stefan K***z played for Germany...

I'm not actually that xenophobic but it seemed like an open goal.

 

[hampshirebrightonboy]

Stefan K***z played for Germany...

I'm not actually that xenophobic but it seemed like an open goal.

Always worth another watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCJVZ2I9zY

 

[Simgull]

Wolfgang Wolf managed Wolfsburg in Germany.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Whilst reviewing this evenings results i noticed that Norway U21 had a player called Hove who scored in the 4th minute . Could do a job surely especially if partnered with marc albrighton ?
As an afterthought do any of the wise men of NSC actually know of occasions in reality where players shared the same name as the team they turned out for ?

Only if we can find him a husband/wife with the surname Actually so he can be double barrelled.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I suppose Perry Digweed is a bit close to our name preferred by Palace supporters.

I wouldn't worry - they had Nigel Martyn play for them.

Also in 1935, they had a player called Chav "Burn My Own Town" Caravan.





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[papajaff]

Billy Preston was an awesome singer but a rubbish footballer.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Billy Preston was an awesome singer but a rubbish footballer.

That’s the way God planned it!