Heskey

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'd just like to thank Jake for forcing me to to look up the ageing donkey's wikipedia entry and learning that his full name is Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

He wouldn't come here to be 4th choice so not going to happen. COG it's been stated is not Ulloa's replacement but the back-up for his replacement and CMS. Heskey would not be that replacement

 

[Justice]

God that was a painful read - the chap should stick to science and leave the English language well alone.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

all that grammer nonsence is for sub-editors, the real job of a sportrs journo is to come up with something to fill n inches of column space. theres a dozen pages everyday in a half dozen tabloids up for grabs. on this form he'll do OK, its got a link to and some interest right?

And that spelling nonsense too ...

 

[Ravids]

He wouldn't come here to be 4th choice so not going to happen. COG it's been stated is not Ulloa's replacement but the back-up for his replacement and CMS. Heskey would not be that replacement

Heskey would be about our 7th choice, I would hope.

He would be a half decent striker for Morecambe, and shouldn't be anywhere near the championship!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Beyond the grammatical and spelling errors, the kid doesn't have a bright future. You might as well just cut and paste some footballing words and phrases. Grantee, you'd still be more eloquent than most pundits, but not writers.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Germany 1 England 5

Uhhhhh ?

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Germany 1 England 5

So your judgement of Heskey now at 36 is what he had a helping hand with nearly 14 years ago aged 22/23 ?
STRANGE

 

[Mowgli37]

Uhhhhh ?

Emile scored England's 5th that night.

Edit: I see you've answered it yourself, ignore this post.

 

[portslade seagull]

Peskey Heskey can go back to Aus

 

[BUTTERBALL]

He's the past. Let him go elsewhere.

 

[GT49er]

all that grammer nonsence is for sub-editors, the real job of a sportrs journo is to come up with something to fill n inches of column space. theres a dozen pages everyday in a half dozen tabloids up for grabs. on this form he'll do OK, its got a link to and some interest right?

No - journalists also need to understand how to use the language they are attempting to communicate in. Knowing how to use a spell-checker (or a sub editor) will not turn an illiterate into a proper journo.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Who remembers the days when Heskey had blistering pace?

 

[GT49er]

Might be useful on a pay for play basis

 

[Seagulls Downunder]

He's been awful in oz and the standard over here is shit

Totally agree, watched him play against Sydney, lasted 60mins and was very poor.
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[Change at Barnham]

Next some joker will be linking us with Carlton Cole.

 

[seagully]

Next some joker will be linking us with Carlton Cole.

Marlon Harewood anyone?!

 

[Leighgull]

About the author; "Jake studies currently English."


I think he needs to study a bit harder,

To be fair he's from Bradford. They still point at aeroplanes in that dreadful yard.

 

[jamie the seagull]

"Reports on Tuesday evening suggest former Liverpool forward Emile Heskey has gone on trial at Bolton Wanderers."

http://www.burndenaces.co.uk/2014/12/02/emile-heskey-goes-on-trial-at-bolton.html

 

[Pavilionaire]

It's got Blackpool written all over it.