Heskey

[Biffer]

Just been told by a very reliable source within the club that Heskey's deal has been agreed and he'll be joining us.

Ok, start shooting me down but I believe it to be true...

 

[Marc1901]

I wouldn't mind if true to be honest but can't see it happening.

 

[Scotty Mac]

this is definitely my favourite so far

 

[Titanic]

Nice work BIFFER!

 

[Perkino]

Wages

 

[Mr Smggles]

I would LOVE that



Not going to happen though

 

[Albumen]

It's probably his level now but his wages will be astronomical. I can't see it.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

If only.

 

[severnside gull]

Best (and possibly most outlandish) rumour so far


Keep 'em coming!



would make my summer if true

(btw - he is reportedly on £80K a week and has a year to run on his contract)

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Just been told by a very reliable source within the club that Heskey's deal has been agreed and he'll be joining us.

Ok, start shooting me down but I believe it to be true...

Your a very sad person. Your parents have my sympathy

 

[Mendoza]

At last I will be able to get my Green Mile DVD signed by the main man himself!

 

[supaseagull]

Owen & Heskey up front eh?

All we need is Beckham and we'll beat the Germans 5-1!

Joking aside if true would be a fantastic signing and the perfect foil for Ashley Barnes!

 

[clippedgull]

So Heskey and Owen up front.

Who needs Murray

 

[Simster]

Just been told by a very reliable source within the club that Heskey's deal has been agreed and he'll be joining us.

Ok, start shooting me down but I believe it to be true...

Are you a toddler?

 

[pasty]

That would make Mrs P very happy. No idea why, but she rather likes him!

 

[supaseagull]

Your a very sad person. Your parents have my sympathy

in all fairness Biffer isn't the usual JCL and he doesn't post spurious crap as others do.

I think that there may be some legs in this rumour.

 

[Easy 10]

At last I will be able to get my Green Mile DVD signed by the main man himself!

Can just hear it when he gets subbed

"Awful tired, boss"

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Not that I believe it, but I have a feeling Heskeys career is running down somewhat - certainly not going to get any regular games at the top level. He might be willing to play one league lower, I guess, but like anything, will not believe any of these rumours til they're signed.

 

[clippedgull]

Heskey had a massive bust up with the ref, was substituted at half time last Saturday and allowed to leave the stadium to go home! Chill Emile!

 

[samtheseagull]

After reading things like this i can see why people dont belive me.