LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Something like this!
Teacher: Morning class, have you all finished your history assignments?
Class: Yes miss
Teacher: I didn't see (redneck in the corner) you speak.
Redneck:I'm sick Miss
Teacher: Sicko!
Redneck: No miss i've got a bad tummy.........
Teacher: can't hear that ..you are a sicko
Scene plays out: !!!!!!!
Slight alteration
Alternatively job interview for a teacher
Any teaching experience?
No Sir, ..but I was in the army.
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