Helpful for Christains

[Seagull on the wing]

http://www.jrsbible.info/bible.htm

I'm not religious but this might be helpful to those who are Christians.
All the bible on one page and text written in plain English.

 

[Was not Was]

This'll save you more time, though:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/church-cancelled-due-to-lack-of-god,20563/

 

[magoo]

oh dear... what have you started.

 

[DTES]

This one might be of more use, to be honest: Annotated Bible

I can see this thread turning out very well... 50 pages, if not closed sooner?

 

[Seagull on the wing]

This'll save you more time, though:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/church-cancelled-due-to-lack-of-god,20563/

True..as I said,I'm not religious.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

oh dear... what have you started.

Seems like "My black cat is blacker than yours!"

 

[Surrey_Albion]

I dont know how to break it to people but now we are all adults......Father Christmas, The Easter Bunny,Tooth Fairy etc all not real

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

I dont know how to break it to people but now we are all adults......Father Christmas, The Easter Bunny,Tooth Fairy etc all not real

I am the physical embodiment of Father Christmas, Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy in my house, which makes them very real. So ner...

 

[Seagull Steve]

I dont know how to break it to people but now we are all adults......Father Christmas, The Easter Bunny,Tooth Fairy etc all not real

You horrible bastard, you have totally ruined my day.

 

[Billy Mays]

Before we embark on a theological debate I think we should at least be told what a "christain" is.

 

[Fungus]

Before we embark on a theological debate I think we should at least be told what a "christain" is.

Is it the blood marks left on the holy shroud?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

http://www.jrsbible.info/bible.htm

I'm not religious but this might be helpful to those who are Christians.
All the bible on one page and text written in plain English.

It doesn't work. Very disappointed

 

[CaptainDaveUK]

This video is short and helps explain what a Christain is with the help of some graffitti art if anyone is interested?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPAmQjI1Sog&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[brunswick]

the only way to help christians is to introduce them to some hebrew and qabalah and then they will realise they have totally misunderstood a mistranslated bible.

guilt, fear, sin......lol....what sort of doctrine is that to give your soul to?

 

[Surrey_Albion]

I must apologies for my previous comments I meant no offence and I stand corrected all of the imaginery creatures are real (especialy Father Christmas, who is at the moment sitting next to me sipping a sherry and checking his list ,once,then twice,finding out who is naughty and nice,.and Jesus who may have holes in his hand but can still pack a punch) But not lepricorns !!!!! or god!

 

[Seagull on the wing]

I must apologies for my previous comments I meant no offence and I stand corrected all of the imaginery creatures are real (especialy Father Christmas, who is at the moment sitting next to me sipping a sherry and checking his list ,once,then twice,finding out who is naughty and nice,.and Jesus who may have holes in his hand but can still pack a punch) But not lepricorns !!!!! or god!

So he has had the Sherry,has he started on the mince pies yet?

 

[Shooting Star]

As Brighton fans having to put up with single brain celled Palace members on this board, I thought we would all be above ignorant criticisms of other peoples faiths? Don't degrade yourselves in infantile assaults on what other people believe in.

 

[Seasider78]

Inflation's and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone Mark 10:17-31

Cheaper than quickquid!!

 

[readingstockport]

As Brighton fans having to put up with single brain celled Palace members on this board, I thought we would all be above ignorant criticisms of other peoples faiths? Don't degrade yourselves in infantile assaults on what other people believe in.

New here aren't you? Can I suggest you keep quiet on topics like this until you're more used to the place.

 

[Shooting Star]

New here aren't you? Can I suggest you keep quiet on topics like this until you're more used to the place.

What does it matter that I'm new to the forum? People shouldn't be spouting offensive religious comments. We should be better than that.