Help Hughton Out- Can You Play On Monday ?

[Eeyore]

With all the mounting injuries, Chris Hughton has a selection headache for Monday.

Are there any NSCers available for this crucial match ?

Put yourself forward (or suggest others) here- and give your reasons why you would be the person who eases our path to Wembley….

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I am that grandmother, who could take a free kick better than the player.

 

[The Birdman]

Yes yes in the twelve man team I will shout all game come you seagulls

 

[Eeyore]

If Stockers (heaven forbid) got injured I am the man to take the gloves. I was a 5-a-side keeper in a team that lost 18-0. I was congratulated for keeping the score down...

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Whilst being miserably slow I can fill the central 'midfield maestro' role.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

I have my boots, but they are Mouldy.

I would be on the front foot from the start to the end, so maybe Chris wouldn't want me.

(I may need to be a rolling sub though!)

 

[Nixonator]

Sweeper

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

My neighbour asked me if I was fit to play, and I actually started to offer reasons why not (like I'd actually been thinking about it), and when he said 'up front' I started to explain that I'm more of a midfielder!

The sad facts are I'm 58 next week, have had two meniscus operations, and am, basically, shit. That said, I'm Convinced I could do a job. Or one. Or both

 

[Eeyore]

My neighbour asked me if I was fit to play, and I actually started to offer reasons why not (like I'd actually been thinking about it), and when he said 'up front' I started to explain that I'm more of a midfielder!

The sad facts are I'm 58 next week, have had two meniscus operations, and am, basically, shit. That said, I'm Convinced I could do a job. Or one. Or both

Chris O'Grady replacement. Like for like.

 

[SweatyMexican]

I'm the top scorer of a Sussex 7-a-side league.

Our next game is tomorrow, but I GUESS I could make the Monday game too if Chris asks me nicely.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'm not too keen on the physicality of The Championship. Tho probably more keen than Sam Baldock is. For that reason, I'm IN

 

[TheJasperCo]

Bagsy the role of kitman.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I haven't played competitively since about 1986, and even then I was crap, so I am clearly a shoe-in for midfield-general and set-piece-extraordinaire.... (might have to have a lie down after the first five minutes though)

 

[RM-Taylor]

I used to be a nippy little striker when younger, playing at school level and on Sunday mornings until I was 14 when my interest in playing football ended and I became more interested in the opposite sex. I did however miss a glorious 1 on 1 chance in the schools final at Blundell Park when the score was 0-0. We lost 1-0 in the end.

I also have cartilage and ligament damage in my left foot now so I'll have to rule my self out of contention.

 

[skipper734]

I could carry the magic sponge. Thus freeing the real Doctor and trainer to carry the injured off more efficiently. My qualifications for this very busy job are.......I was ounce married to a Doctor and although a trifle overweight now ( well I am 70 next week) I could probably beat Malcolm Stewart on to the pitch to treat the afflicted.

 

[Hampster Gull]

I could play ho.ding mid. I have a broken bone in one toe but still fitter than most Albion players

 

[Mackenzie]

If there is an opening for a violent psychopath centre back give me a call. I'll happily hack away at Hooper and Forestieri all evening.

 

[wehatepalace]

I am available Monday, quite tired after my game today but for the Albion I will make the effort and blow it out of my arse for 90 mins
I can play 2nd Row or No.8

 

[Randsta]

I'm in for 5 mins then penalties

 

[Eeyore]

Bagsy the role of kitman.

If you can eclipse the legend that was 'Jock' you're in !