I could sit on my arse after getting tired and pretend I'm hurt. I'd be perfect for the bloody Albion.
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Help Hughton Out- Can You Play On Monday ?
- Thread starter Eeyore
- Start date
- Apr 5, 2014
- 26,001
- Thread starter
- #22
So the team is sorted. Oddschecker now have us as clear favourites
Goalkeeper
Me. The only volunteer. Although we may need 19 to win...
Defenders
[MENTION=2092]wehatepalace[/MENTION] His second row exploits should ensure that Forestieri is comfortably crocked without the referee noticing. No eye gouging though.. [MENTION=1413]North Stand Nutter[/MENTION] A self confessed violent psycho. But a splendid chap apart from that. [MENTION=33924]Nixonator[/MENTION] Sweeper. Although we haven't quite established if he was referring to a day job or not
Lewis Dunk- Returning from suspension before the above grouping get theirs..
Midfield
[MENTION=17389]DarrenFreemansPerm[/MENTION] 'Miserably' slow. Or just miserable ? Hopefully depression will infect the Owls midfield [MENTION=5382]Cheshire Cat[/MENTION] Hasn't played since 1986- and was crap then. 30 years of rest and lifestyle abundance may have have improved his standard to mediocre [MENTION=1200]Harry Wilson's tackle[/MENTION] 58, crap, but believes he can do a job. It's all about attitude. [MENTION=2719]Mouldy Boots[/MENTION] Only concern is the mouldy boots. Can anyone nip down to Sports Direct tomorrow ? We're not seeing Mike Ashley till next season..
Forwards
[MENTION=4313]RM-Taylor[/MENTION] Another crock who was good at 14 but prefers the ladies. Maybe Gullys Girls could be stationed on the touchline and join in any celebrations ? [MENTION=27302]SweatyMexican[/MENTION] Top scorer in a Sussex 7-a-side league. Although that may be Subbuteo. Could be a bit above this level.
See, all in all, not as bad as the moaning minnies would have us believe.
Prediction: 21-18
Goalkeeper
Me. The only volunteer. Although we may need 19 to win...
Defenders
[MENTION=2092]wehatepalace[/MENTION] His second row exploits should ensure that Forestieri is comfortably crocked without the referee noticing. No eye gouging though.. [MENTION=1413]North Stand Nutter[/MENTION] A self confessed violent psycho. But a splendid chap apart from that. [MENTION=33924]Nixonator[/MENTION] Sweeper. Although we haven't quite established if he was referring to a day job or not
Lewis Dunk- Returning from suspension before the above grouping get theirs..
Midfield
[MENTION=17389]DarrenFreemansPerm[/MENTION] 'Miserably' slow. Or just miserable ? Hopefully depression will infect the Owls midfield [MENTION=5382]Cheshire Cat[/MENTION] Hasn't played since 1986- and was crap then. 30 years of rest and lifestyle abundance may have have improved his standard to mediocre [MENTION=1200]Harry Wilson's tackle[/MENTION] 58, crap, but believes he can do a job. It's all about attitude. [MENTION=2719]Mouldy Boots[/MENTION] Only concern is the mouldy boots. Can anyone nip down to Sports Direct tomorrow ? We're not seeing Mike Ashley till next season..
Forwards
[MENTION=4313]RM-Taylor[/MENTION] Another crock who was good at 14 but prefers the ladies. Maybe Gullys Girls could be stationed on the touchline and join in any celebrations ? [MENTION=27302]SweatyMexican[/MENTION] Top scorer in a Sussex 7-a-side league. Although that may be Subbuteo. Could be a bit above this level.
See, all in all, not as bad as the moaning minnies would have us believe.
Prediction: 21-18
SweatyMexican
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- Mar 31, 2013
- 4,155
As a forward, I reserve the right to not retreat past the halfway line at any point, and constantly moan at everyone else for not tracking back.