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[Humour] Have you ever passed out?









Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,640
What exactly were you doing when you stuck the screwdriver in your hand?
The misses moved in whilst I was in Liverpool.
I was putting up a hanging basket [emoji849]

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Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
WD: "Hello Dear, I'm at the hospital. I passed out after stabbing myself with a screwdriver."

MrsWD: "Flathead?"

WD: "No, I landed on my knees."
 






Durlston

"You plonker, Rodney!"
Jul 15, 2009
10,017
Haywards Heath
Last month, having a biopsy in hospital and I was heavily sedated.

Being severely anaemic I'm always worried of fainting. In fact I've been asleep all afternoon after a 'bad' night. My spirits are desperately low at the moment. The worst part of all is doctors and nurses can't find out the cause. I look and feel ill and my balance is all over the place which is affecting my confidence. People think I've had a few drinks. If only life was that much fun.
 


Seagull58

In the Algarve
Jan 31, 2012
8,517
Vilamoura, Portugal
I flew back from Heathrow in December 2012 and got food poisoning on the flight. After 4 hours of sickness and diarrhea at home I drove round the corner to the pharmacy to get medication. At the counter I got my medication in a small, sealed metal cage that I must then take to the checkout to pay and get the medication As I was about to leave the dispensary area I felt very faint so lent on the counter till my head cleared (I thought). I started to walk down the aisle to the checkout when I blacked out. I woke up lying on my back in a pool of diarrhea and with blood all over my face with several people standing around me. When I blacked out I smashed my face on the metal cage and cut my cheek and lip. A very kind man bought me shorts and t-shirt to change into once I cleaned up in the staff restroom, then, after a check over from the paramedics, I drove to the hospital, which is next door to my home, to get stitched up. Quite a day.
 






Albion my Albion

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
19,691
Indiana, USA
WD: "Hello Dear, I'm at the hospital. I passed out after stabbing myself with a screwdriver."

MrsWD: "Flathead?"

WD: "No, I landed on my knees."





WD: "Hello Dear, I'm at the hospital. I passed out after stabbing myself with a screwdriver."

Mrs WD: Phillips

WD: No, it was the Queen's screwdriver, Daniel Craig.
 


FatSuperman

Well-known member
Feb 25, 2016
2,925
you don't have to answer, obv, but have you had special forces training? ???

As you already know, if I have had extensive training in survival behind enemy lines, hand to hand combat, telekinesis and jumping really high, I absolutely could not talk about it.
 






mlg57

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2006
1,036
Milton Keynes
I gave blood once several years ago and after was told to rest for 30 minutes. Like a fool I felt good after 10 minutes and got up, as you can imagine I soon hit the deck. Took the full 30 minutes after that.
 


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