[Humour] Have you ever passed out?

[Betfair Bozo]

I passed out for three days when I drank almost an entire bottle of whisky.

I was FIVE years old.

Lightweight.

 

[Justice]

Plumbers

 

[sydney]

i have passed out twice in my life ...both times hogging a camberwell carrot when i should have been on my way home if not in bed.......it's not life threatening , unless you do it in front of a train or bus ....etc.

 

[Lush]

Low blood pressure meant I used to go a bit woozy/leg wobbly when going up in a lift.

Funnily enough the worst experience was going up in the lift at the Next in Worthing. I had to have a sit down in childrenswear.

 

[happypig]

Keeled over at the Brixton Academy while the support band were playing (Tenpole Tudor). Dehydration/heat I think, had a couple of pints of water and was good to go when the Clash came on.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

You can tell it was a Phillips driver

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[SIMMO SAYS]

You can tell it was a Phillips driver

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POZIDRIVE

 

[LamieRobertson]

You can tell it was a Phillips driver

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Thanks Damien

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Thanks Damien

 

[LamieRobertson]

POZIDRIVE

I don't think he's quite ready to take on a more senior role in the business just yet....so you will just have to keep soldiering on for another ten years

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I don't think he's quite ready to take on a more senior role in the business just yet....so you will just have to keep soldiering on for another ten years

Have you painted that awful kitchen yet?

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[SIMMO SAYS]

I don't think he's quite ready to take on a more senior role in the business just yet....so you will just have to keep soldering on for another ten years

You are dead right

 

[LamieRobertson]

Have you painted that awful kitchen yet?

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Touched a nerve have i? Oh maybe it was the screwdriver that did that ?

I'm waiting for someone to come along and sort out my leaky shower

 

[rogersix]

Only once.

I got kicked in the knee by a horse in the parade ring at Bath racecourse. Bust my knee cap. I think it was the shock rather than the pain, although it did smart a little.

wot happened to your patella?
if i could be so nosy!

 

[rogersix]

Mine is way more impressive than all of these tales. I once banged my elbow on my desk (a mate came up behind me and made me jump), totally innocuous, I immediately stood up to assault him and that's when the pain hit. It was ridiculous, it barely made a noise but something about that spot must be bad news, anyway I just fell like a log apparently, hit my face square on the desk on the way down. Woke up under the desk a few moments later.

So, whilst a screwdriver through the hand might sound bad, I can assure you, bumping your arm on a desk is far more serious.

quality.
i'm most impressed at your "devil may care" attitude to life.
and potential death.
you don't have to answer, obv, but have you had special forces training?

 

[rogersix]

Many times do not ge get old

better than the alternative tho.

 

[rogersix]

No, I have never passed out.
But I have stuck a screwdriver into my hand.

proper special forces!

 

[rogersix]

Cut the tip of my finger off pruning some ivy during the royal wedding in 2011. Apparently I passed out whilst sitting at the table immediately afterwards. Thankfully the minor injuries unit was empty as everyone was watching the wedding so I was seen quickly and the tip was re-attached. It is still in place, although I have almost no sensation there. Played it safe and watched the wedding on Saturday.

 

[rogersix]

You can tell it was a Phillips driver

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utter, utter glord!

 

[rogersix]

POZIDRIVE

is there a difference?
maybe that's why it slipped?