Have to share this about my new painter & decorator.

[The Gem]

Before I go on have to explain coming from the Old School and lived through the games between 75 and mid 80's my hatred for Palace is immense.


Decided to have a few rooms painted in the house this week.

Found a Painter and Decorator from a friend who recommended them.

So today got talking about the up and coming massive games at the weekend telling them that I hope we rub the pikey c3nts from up the road in as much sh1t as we can find. Want nothing more than to silence them imbred b4stards once and for all.

You know whats coming: Asked who he supports...... Palace. FFS I could not believe it asked if he was joking said nope has supported them all his life.

So hes in the house today, tomorrow, and all next week.

I have tickets for both games but have suggested to him that if Palace win maybe a good idea not to come in on Tuesday as I will be so p1ssed off.

Even more reason for us to win now so I can sing around the House ALL day...

Just my luck.

 

[CAPTAIN GREALISH]

sack him?

 

[Diego Napier]

Some friend!

 

[StonehamPark]

Nail your nails to the floor.

 

[supaseagull]

Knock him out with his own sledgehammer and put his dead limp unconscious body in a wall cavity and listen to his screams when you tell him that Brighton have won and no one will find him.

 

[nwgull]

Hide your matches.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

"A few rooms" and he's there this week and the WHOLE of next week? Get a new decorator...?

 

[The Gem]

"A few rooms" and he's there this week and the WHOLE of next week? Get a new decorator...?

Haha, My house is massive.

 

[Shoreham Gull]

You must be desperate to hire a cheap Palace/pikie to do the job,

should of paid more and got someone from Eastern Europe to do it

 

[Jbanged]

I'd be more worried of him cleaning out your furniture

 

[OSRGull]

I really do hope he has an account on here now

 

[franks brother]

Don't pay him

 

[Jameson]

He will paint something unpleasant underneath your wallpaper/emulsion; e.g. up the palarse... so best keep an eye on him

 

[seagurn]

you could pay him 1p in the £. As whatever he does he's bound to leave a stinking turd in the middle of the floor regardless of the result.!!!!

 

[glasfryn]

Hide your matches.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Now you see the benefit of background checks

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

He will paint something unpleasant underneath your wallpaper/emulsion; e.g. up the palarse... so best keep an eye on him

Yep - there'll be a piece of Palace memorabilia under a floorboard or something, or their crest painted onto the wall as an undercoat. You must watch this man's work like a hawk. Well, like a seagull actually - hawk is dangerously similar to eagle.

 

[seagurn]

he'll buy a tin of white paint and shit in it , mix it up and call it magnolia

 

[Gwm]

I'm just waiting for Ernest's post.

 

[bravohotelalpha]

I can very highly recommend a builder/decorator who is life long brighton, his son has just become an under 18 scholar if you are having second thoughts - if you are local