Have to share this about my new painter & decorator.

[Westdene Seagull]

Knock him out with his own sledgehammer and put his dead limp unconscious body in a wall cavity and listen to his screams when you tell him that Brighton have won and no one will find him.

I don't wish to be picky but since when have the dead, well, screamed ?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

he'll buy a tin of white paint and shit in it , mix it up and call it magnolia

there's a voice of experience
regards
DR

 

[supaseagull]

I don't wish to be picky but since when have the dead, well, screamed ?

Whatever

 

[Billingshurst Eagle]

Ask him if he could re-tarmac your drive and perhaps he's got some leftover carpet or mattresses you might be interested in.