Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
There's hardly any jam on that. Jam first, a thick layer, and then cream but just enough for one mouthful, bite, and repeat. That way, you get maximum jam and cream.
They don't have proper cream in Devon - it's more like margarine.
If they had Roddas, they'd get it right.
Please don't let's get involved in an argument between Devon and Cornwall cream teas.
Flows over OR overflows?
Why is halloumi wet?
Very similar in lots of ways. Google 'penis beaker' and you'll see what I mean.