No way, darling. Mummy had just about a thong, not knowing whether it was meant to be in or out.
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No way, darling. Mummy had just about a thong, not knowing whether it was meant to be in or out.
looney
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Blimey... some of those mummies are right potty mouths
They are well mental, its not a place to hang out.
FatSuperman
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Certainly more Mumsnet than Ladsnet ..
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You depraved monster, how can you live with yourself? It's jam first! Jam! Jam! Jam!
Quite right - how do you spread jam on top of cream?
..... as NSC has always been. Let's not forget "How do you wipe your a&se?", "What's in your sandwich?" and "How do you get a red wine stain out of a shirt?", all of these types of questions are the very reason we all log in. Having made many quotes about politics, religion, terrorism and my Palace supporting family the main subject I was criticised for on here was my use of coleslaw in a cheese and bean jacket potato, I love NSC!
Very poor jam distribution, if I may say?
- Jun 27, 2012
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Lack of volume
Poor planning, we all know it's at least a tea spoon full of jam per scone, we also know the jam must be at an ambient temperature rather than chilled to aid even distribution.
I think someone did call for such a measure, but were then banned themselves for calling for another member to be banned ..... just thought I say! ;-)
100% correct - it then flows OVER the cream nicely.
Flows over OR overflows?
Flows. If it overflows you've put too much on. Takes practice.
Actually .... that doesn't look bad. Maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years? Has my whole life been a lie? Who am i? Where am I going? I need to think ....
Give it a go...you never know, you might like it
They don't have proper cream in Devon - it's more like margarine.
If they had Roddas, they'd get it right.