hardest animal- the nominations!

[Simster]

No HARD ANIMAL competition entrance list is complete without the biggest KILLER of human kind the world has ever known.

I give you the MOSQUITO.

 

[Taybha]

The Greater Spotty Slut-Faced Whore

Leave my totty out of this please

 

[Easy 10]

I should hope not Easy, you're a married man after all.

Indeed.
Although a scorpion might actually be slightly less HOSTILE if I've been out on the sauce.

 

[Easy 10]

No HARD ANIMAL competition entrance list is complete without the biggest KILLER of human kind the world has ever known.

I give you the MOSQUITO.

Not, in essence, very diificult to KILL though, are they ?

 

[The Large One]

Stingray.

The one that surgically ripped Steve Whatsisface's HEART open, then just f***ed off without a care.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Indeed.
Although a scorpion might actually be slightly less HOSTILE if I've been out on the sauce.

Is that a nomination for your good lady?

 

[Easy 10]

Is that a nomination for your good lady?

Naah.
Five across the eyes straightens her out tootsweet.

 

[London Calling]

I've just looked on wikipedia.

'Colossal Squid's arms and tentacles are also equipped with sharp hooks: some swiveling, others three-pointed...Many sperm whales carry scars on their backs believed to be caused by the hooks of Colossal Squid'

Colossal Squid - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

is thatthe thinngy that was eating sharks in the Aquarium centre?

appears that a lot of prey eat it, including the sperm whale, so it is a bit of a poof

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Naah.
Five across the eyes straightens her out tootsweet.

Come on Easy if you're going to bastardise the french 'tout de suite' at least spell the English version properly.

Tout suite, en anglais; n'est pas?

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Tasmanian Devil

Wombat

Bird-eating Spiders

Buffalo

Hyena

 

[Trufflehound]

The Philippine Eagle

Birds of prey don't come bigger or meaner.

 

[Easy 10]

Come on Easy if you're going to bastardise the french 'tout de suite' at least spell the English version properly.

Tout suite, en anglais; n'est pas?

I was typing in east-end GANGSTER though. Thats just how it came out.

 

[Heffle Gull]

I'd like to nominate my cat. Well it beats the living shit out of ANYTHING else that comes into our garden.

I'll second the nomination for the humble cat. Ours is a "Weapon of Mouse Destruction".

We had 5 mice on our doorstep last night!

 

[Trufflehound]

Is this "hard"?

 

[Biscuit]

Ants. Lots of f***ing ants. They'll do anything if theres enough of them!

 

[Heffle Gull]

Is this "hard"?

Oh yes. That fluffy wuffy cutesy wootsy exterior is pure camoflague for a lean mean KILLING Machine.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Man

 

[Heffle Gull]

Most animals kill to eat.

Cats Kill because they can. They are the Harold Shipman of the Animal World.

 

[MattBackHome]

This fucker:

I reckon 8 groups of 4 is far more representative of animal hardness on the whole.

How about:

Land (Africa)
Land (Americas)
Land (Asia)
Land (Other)
The Skies
The Seas
The Rivers
and one other group?

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Seagulls?