[Humour] Happy Valentine's Day.....

[Raleigh Chopper]

One of the great days on the calendar we celebrated over the weekend with our good friends Polly and Giles. Tonight I'm cooking Pork Curry and we may indulge in a spot of teabagging afterwards.

I hope Giles brushes his teeth, nothing worse than your balls smelling of Curry.

 

[Baker lite]

After 28 years together, the wife & I still go out for a romantic meal once a week…she goes on a Tuesday & I go on Thursdays!

Badoooom tish [emoji1319][emoji1319]

 

[Justice]

Many years ago I was seeing a girl and she bought me a hampster for Valentine’s Day …. A proper WTF moment.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Roses are red
Violets are violet

 

[schmunk]

Many years ago I was seeing a girl and she bought me a hampster for Valentine’s Day …. A proper WTF moment.

You really need a couple for a decent meal.

 

[hart's shirt]

Many years ago I was seeing a girl and she bought me a hampster for Valentine’s Day

She probably wanted a romantic weekend in Hamsterdam.

 

[Eeyore]

All my fans love me


Regards
DF

Romantic dinner with Baker Lite ?

 

[bluenitsuj]

commercial bollocks and my wife agrees.

 

[DavidRyder]

Twenty eight years ago today I took Mrs Bravo Lima to see Mrs Doubtfire at the Odeon. In love ever since .[emoji3590] [emoji3590]

25 years ago today I took my future Mrs to La Cage Au Folles at the Theatre Royal Brighton, it's always been regarded as our official 'first date'. The show was very good too!

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Some real misery guts on here, Mrs Jakarta got a nice new fluffy bath robe plus a big box of Hotel Chocolat mix.

Fillet Steak and a bottle of Rioja tonight.

It is NOT just another day...

It is just another day.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Opportunity to get a few M&S and Waitrose Valentine meal deals.

So far we've had the lamb rack from M&S with duck parfait, the Waitrose Mussels and Duck Breast, M&S Coquille St Jacques and steak tonight, and a Waitrose Roquefort tart and Beef Bourguignon for later in the week. The wine was a bit of an effort, but what's not to like

 

[BNthree]

True love.

 

[BNthree]

 

[Wardy's twin]

Why do flowers cost so much?
(And razor blades)

Flowers double or treble in price around valentine's day and many florists set a minimum spend , Rottingdean 4 years ago the minimum was £50.

 

[schmunk]

Flowers double or treble in price around valentine's day and many florists set a minimum spend , Rottingdean 4 years ago the minimum was £50.

The first clause just isn't true in the slightest, and I don't believe the second one.

 

[Baker lite]

Opportunity to get a few M&S and Waitrose Valentine meal deals.

So far we've had the lamb rack from M&S with duck parfait, the Waitrose Mussels and Duck Breast, M&S Coquille St Jacques and steak tonight, and a Waitrose Roquefort tart and Beef Bourguignon for later in the week. The wine was a bit of an effort, but what's not to like

That is a lot of red meat..

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Meh, load of old bollocks

Being married to me is like valentine's Day every day.

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Overpriced, gimmicky, tacky and ultimately a let down?

 

[A1X]

 

[KZNSeagull]

It was stated on Look North East earlier that the North East spends the most on average on Valentines Day - £130! WTF! No wonder they haven't got any money. I told my wife she was £126.50 short.

 

[dazzer6666]

No gifts/tat, couple of days away instead, late lunch and a bottle of fizz. Surprisingly good hotel in Guildford…….big suite at close to Premier Inn prices. Brownie point account topped up, almost enough to break the news about going to Newcastle away on the lash