Happy Valentine's Day NSC

[Bozza]

Did you get anything good (other than a pass to go to the match)?

Did you give anything good?

 

[Braders]

F**k all this love nonsense.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Old romantic that I am, I gave my lovely wife my ticket for the Millwall game*













*so that she can take our boys, allowing me to take up the offer of a 1901 freebie....

 

[The Large One]

An ode to the Albion v Millwall...

Roses are red
Violence is blue
You're gonna get your f*ckin' head kicked in
You wot, you wot, you wot?

 

[Hillian1]

Bollocks to Valentines day, 6 years............, 6 f***ing years she hasn't got me a card and I do every year, and cook something special.
This morning, knowing full well I'm off to the footy tonight I get a lovely card and she proceeds to get all emotional.

Women,
Can't live with them,
Can't kill them legally.

 

[Common as Mook]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the van
I've got a knife

 

[7:18]

no

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Old romantic that I am, I gave my lovely wife my ticket for the Millwall game*


*so that she can take our boys, allowing me to take up the offer of a 1901 freebie....

*wipestear* that is so sweet.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get fisted.



Roses are crap,

Violets are wanky,

Oooh I've just come,

Pass me a hanky.



Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Grease up your flaps,

Cos here comes my willy.



Roses are awful,

Violets are the pits,

Lift up your shirt,

And show us your tits.



Roses are crap,

Violets are shit,

Sit on my face,

And wiggle a bit.



Roses make me laugh,

Violets make me titter,

You're a dirty bitch,

And you love it up the shitter.



Roses are red,

But I like carnations,

You're so crap in bed,

That I f***ed your alsations.



Roses are red,

Violets are finer,

Chickens are fowl,

Just like your vagina.



Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry.

 

[Brighton247.com]

They say you can't buy happiness but today most people will try to

 

[strings]

For Valentines day, my car broke down on the way to work. Second break down in 3 weeks. Ironically, the cost of continually getting my car fixed is stopping me from buying a better set of wheels.

Anyway, we don't really do Valentine's in the strings house of lurve. I bought the other half a single red rose and her response was "why did you get that, what are you feeling guilty about."

Lovely.

 

[KZNSeagull]

They say you can't buy happiness but today most people will try to

Too profound for this forum!

 

[KZNSeagull]

I bought Mrs KZN a rather pretty orchid. Her response was "Ooh it's beautiful. I hope that I don't kill it"

 

[tubaman]

Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get fisted.



Roses are crap,

Violets are wanky,

Oooh I've just come,

Pass me a hanky.



Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Grease up your flaps,

Cos here comes my willy.



Roses are awful,

Violets are the pits,

Lift up your shirt,

And show us your tits.



Roses are crap,

Violets are shit,

Sit on my face,

And wiggle a bit.



Roses make me laugh,

Violets make me titter,

You're a dirty bitch,

And you love it up the shitter.



Roses are red,

But I like carnations,

You're so crap in bed,

That I f***ed your alsations.



Roses are red,

Violets are finer,

Chickens are fowl,

Just like your vagina.



Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry.

Who says that romance is dead! I've now got to pick a verse to put on the card.

 

[Originunknown]

Only thing the Mrs is getting off me is a pie and a beer at fortress Amex tonight ;D

 

[Hornblower]

Me and Mrs. H will be at the Amex as usual tonight and she has bought little tubes of love hearts for all our friends in the WSU. I Love her to bits.

 

[Trufflehound]

Roses are red.

I will be giving my wife one later.






NB: These facts are not connected in any way.

 

[catfish]

Oh the joys of being single!

 

[Seagull Steve]

Only thing the Mrs is getting off me is a pie and a beer at fortress Amex tonight ;D

Snap.

We don't do valentines day in our house. Its just commercial bollocks. I tried all the roses and chocolate thing once, the roses made her sneeze and I ate the chocolate, because she doesn't like Belgian chocolate. So I gave up after that. So Millwall and a pie and pint or three will have to suffice.

 

[Sam Ovett]

Bought a card for my friend...and some cans of coke to drink whilst listening to the football