Happy Valentine's Day NSC

[Lord Bamber]

Spending the evening with Gully's Girls

Cant wait

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Roses are red.

I will be giving my wife one later.






NB: These facts are not connected in any way.

Is one dependent on three points ?

 

[Lady Gull]

12 red roses and a card for me!

 

[Trufflehound]

Is one dependent on three points ?

Three? I was awarded a 7.2 last time...

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get fisted.



Roses are crap,

Violets are wanky,

Oooh I've just come,

Pass me a hanky.



Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Grease up your flaps,

Cos here comes my willy.



Roses are awful,

Violets are the pits,

Lift up your shirt,

And show us your tits.



Roses are crap,

Violets are shit,

Sit on my face,

And wiggle a bit.



Roses make me laugh,

Violets make me titter,

You're a dirty bitch,

And you love it up the shitter.



Roses are red,

But I like carnations,

You're so crap in bed,

That I f***ed your alsations.



Roses are red,

Violets are finer,

Chickens are fowl,

Just like your vagina.



Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry.

Excellent. I will be using these verses later...but maybe not the one about dog sex.

 

[Eggman]

I am going to the football.

Misses will be at home.

*Love*