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Hammond's kick at the cone after sending off



FalmerforAll!**

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Oct 26, 2005
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:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: ABSOLUTELY QUALITY:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: Even though I was red with rage I still laughed.It was such a hard kick and he missed it completely!!!If I was a Leicester fan,that would have made my day.
 
















Silent Bob

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Dec 6, 2004
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Tom Hark said:
Complete tosser doing that. No wonder the Leicester fans had a field day. :tosser:
:shootself

I totally understand how frustraded he was.
 






Silent Bob

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Dec 6, 2004
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I understand that. I'm the same when I get frustrated or annoyed, whether it's playing football or anything else.
 




Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003
72,352
Billy the Fish said:
Thats right, string him up. He really must be a tosser for showing a bit of emotion.
You're absolutely right. :shootself

I might have had a bit more sympathy if he'd not completely MISSED the fucker :lol:
 
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Jam The Man

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Jul 5, 2003
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It looked so bad i thought he deliberately missed it
 




People need to know that those Albion traffic cones attend training on a daily basis. They are well schooled in the art of evasive defence.

In fact, I'd suggest that McGhee gives a couple of them a run-out in the back four on Tuesday.

They can't do any worse.
 






BensGrandad

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Jul 13, 2003
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Lord Bracknell said:
People need to know that those Albion traffic cones attend training on a daily basis. They are well schooled in the art of evasive defence.

In fact, I'd suggest that McGhee gives a couple of them a run-out in the back four on Tuesday.

They can't do any worse.

You've solved the problem. The back four where immitating the cones thinking that was the way to defend, like in training.
 


Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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FalmerforAll!** said:
It was such a hard kick and he missed it completely!!!

...can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo up front and can't kick a bright orange traffic cone at the back. I think I'm beginning to see were some of our problems lie...:(
 


Zebedee

Anyone seen Florence?
Jul 8, 2003
8,052
Hangleton
Billy the Fish said:
Thats right, string him up. He really must be a tosser for showing a bit of emotion.
You're absolutely right. :shootself

It would be nice to see our manager showing a little bit of passion occasionally.

:rolleyes:
 




Barry Izbak

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Dec 7, 2005
7,422
Lancing By Sea
I thought he was closer to the traffic cone than he was to fouling that Leicester player.

How the ref judged that a foul, let alone a 2nd yellow just summed it up for me yesterday.

I'm not blaming the ref for yet another defeat, because despite the Argus advising us on Friday that this ref had given 110 yellows and God knows how many reds this season, he wasn't to blame for the first five minutes.

But when your luck's out and your squad is strectche you lose another player for no reason at all.

Still going to Norwich. Still want McGhee in. But morale is low here too
 


Hungry Joe

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Oct 22, 2004
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Heading for shore
On a recent drunken night out in Worthing I decided to aim a Hammond style kick at a Police cone outside the Pig Station. Unlike Dean though my aim was true and the result was a badly bruised foot that still hurts and a the indignity of being laughed at by a couple of those fake cops that are really annoying.

So kids, it really isn't big or clever. Still the highlight of the game yesterday though.
 


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