[Albion] Half timers

[SittingbourneSeagull]

We've got one in our row WSU. Misses about 20 minutes of every game because he goes out for drinks and is always late back. Just shouts coming through and bludgeons his way through.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Tbf a lot of football fans need a lesson in piss management.

People who take a piss outside in some green space or another - be it a park or someones backyard or some field - before and after the game... well, thats how you win. Toilet queues and whatnot is just rookie stuff that should be avoided. For this to work, the timing and amount of beer must be wisely consumed. The pre-match piss is preferably entirely the sober in order not to wake up the one beer-one piss-routine that is always lurking in the shadows.

I could dwelve more into this but that'll be enough for today, but anywhere in the world where I've gone to games, I've seen many instances of lacklustre piss management.

I may not always agree with some of the points you make, but I have to admit that your English and your use of various phrases and colloquialisms is second to none

 

[tstanbur]

I think tstanbur was referring to a different post and he's actually right. People can't get
served if they leave on the half-time whistle and that's why they arrive late back to their seats.

I was referring to the post I replied to

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I once stood beside a gent in the WSU urinals who, rather unwisely, had his plastic pint gripped between his teeth while he unloaded. Inevitably the plastic snapped, sending his Fosters cascading all down his shirt, trousers, over his cock and into the trough.

I let out an involuntary "whoops!" and laughed, but oddly he didn't seem to pick up on the humour of the situation.

His day got worse when he got back to The Bridge

 

[Hometownglory]

The two stewards in the WSU near me are pretty useless at times. They don't assist anybody who can't find their seats. They let people fend for themselves. Regulars getting up and down and helping them out.

It has started to annoy me the amount of ups and downs infront of me recently. It starts from 40 mins until about 55 minutes. Especially those that walk in front and then get distracted and stop moving if we are on an attack. Get out of the way you wanker!

 

[BN9 BHA]

The two stewards in the WSU near me are pretty useless at times. They don't assist anybody who can't find their seats. They let people fend for themselves. Regulars getting up and down and helping them out.

It has started to annoy me the amount of ups and downs infront of me recently. It starts from 40 mins until about 55 minutes. Especially those that walk in front and then get distracted and stop moving if we are on an attack. Get out of the way you wanker!

Are you at the North Stand end of the WSU?
Seems to me that every game the people that can’t find their seats always appear when the match has just kicked off or just before.
I did tell one lost person to go and ask the steward that was standing 2 feet away to help find their seat.

 

[nicko31]

Personally I have a rant at anyone who leaves their seat early or arrives back late. If you don't want to watch the entire match then stay at home.

Those that leave 5-10 mins before HT, why do you bother coming?

 

[Hometownglory]

Are you at the North Stand end of the WSU?
Seems to me that every game the people that can’t find their seats always appear when the match has just kicked off or just before.
I did tell one lost person to go and ask the steward that was standing 2 feet away to help find their seat.

Nope, central. I'm sure they are lovely fellas but come on, you see fans struggling to find their seats, surely as a steward, you step in and help them out.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Nope, central. I'm sure they are lovely fellas but come on, you see fans struggling to find their seats, surely as a steward, you step in and help them out.

Every game I see it happening where I sit, I also blame the fans for turning up late and then not asking the stewards where their seat is.
When i have been to away games I’ve found stewards helpful at pointing out where seats are.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Those that leave 5-10 mins before HT, why do you bother coming?

There are many times during any number of our games I wonder the same thing.