[Albion] Half timers

[VAL1850]

Beers and terraces with no queues go to non league games and much cheaper.....

 

[boik]

Personally I have a rant at anyone who leaves their seat early or arrives back late. If you don't want to watch the entire match then stay at home.

So much intolerance in this world.

 

[jordanseagull]

Personally I have a rant at anyone who leaves their seat early or arrives back late. If you don't want to watch the entire match then stay at home.

Says someone who no doubt lives in Brighton and Hove or the surrounding areas.

 

[Han Solo]

So if you are desperate for the loo....hard luck.

Tbf a lot of football fans need a lesson in piss management.

People who take a piss outside in some green space or another - be it a park or someones backyard or some field - before and after the game... well, thats how you win. Toilet queues and whatnot is just rookie stuff that should be avoided. For this to work, the timing and amount of beer must be wisely consumed. The pre-match piss is preferably entirely the sober in order not to wake up the one beer-one piss-routine that is always lurking in the shadows.

I could dwelve more into this but that'll be enough for today, but anywhere in the world where I've gone to games, I've seen many instances of lacklustre piss management.

 

[Justice]

Get the plans in now, and they can maybe integrate with the rail seating installation

People would still manage to piss all over the floor, big old troughs in the NS and the floor is still swimming in piss.

 

[BN9 BHA]

People would still manage to piss all over the floor, big old troughs in the NS and the floor is still swimming in piss.

That’s because silly c***s are looking at their phone when they are using the urinal, that and being hammered

 

[Easy 10]

I once stood beside a gent in the WSU urinals who, rather unwisely, had his plastic pint gripped between his teeth while he unloaded. Inevitably the plastic snapped, sending his Fosters cascading all down his shirt, trousers, over his cock and into the trough.

I let out an involuntary "whoops!" and laughed, but oddly he didn't seem to pick up on the humour of the situation.

 

[Arthur]

Let people drink in their seats or show the game on the concourse or both and problem maybe not solved but certainly improved.

I appreciate the former isn't the clubs say but the latter certainly could be done.

 

[Comrade Sam]

People wouldn't arrive late for a film then leave 10 minutes from the end. As a Teacher I've learned I can go many hours without the loo. I'm endlessly amazed by people that arrive late, have a 40 minute half time then f off before the final whistle.
I've been given tickets for the Tunnel Club - it's filled with Builders who have made too much money. Once they realise the bar is free they never emerge for the second half.

 

[Comrade Sam]

Bristol Rovers away many moons ago there was a window above the urinal and you could see the pitch as you wazzed.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

People wouldn't arrive late for a film then leave 10 minutes from the end.

This old chestnut, however not quite as amusing as

“I don’t know why grown men wear replica football shirts to the match, I mean, you wouldn’t wear a ruff around your neck if you were going to see a Shakespeare play”

which is equally as tenuous

 

[PascalGroß Tips]

People would still manage to piss all over the floor, big old troughs in the NS and the floor is still swimming in piss.

And in WSU. It's the reason I always wear old walking shoes with thick rubber soles to games.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

And in WSU. It's the reason I always wear old walking shoes with thick rubber soles to games.

I wear a ruff round my neck, that way I can’t see it

 

[Comrade Sam]

This old chestnut, however not quite as amusing as

“I don’t know why grown men wear replica football shirts to the match, I mean, you wouldn’t wear a ruff around your neck if you were going to see a Shakespeare play”

which is equally as tenuous

You're welcome to wear a football shirt to the flicks, just don't crawl in ten minutes late with a mountain of popcorn and expect me to get up to let you past.

 

[goldstone]

Says someone who no doubt lives in Brighton and Hove or the surrounding areas.

Sorry, you're wrong.

I'be been supporting the Seagulls for 60+ years and I have never left a game early or been late back after halt-time. I want my money's worth.

 

[Justice]

Sorry, you're wrong.

I'be been supporting the Seagulls for 60+ years and I have never left a game early or been late back after halt-time. I want my money's worth.

I was late for the home leg Sheffield Wednesday got a flat tyre on the M23 got there just before Knocky’s free kick somehow stayed out.

 

[Justice]

And in WSU. It's the reason I always wear old walking shoes with thick rubber soles to games.

I always think do they do the same at home. Some actually might.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

I'be been supporting the Seagulls for 60+ years
……I want my money's worth.

For quite a few of them years I think you backed the wrong horse on that money’s worth lark

 

[BluesRockDJ]

I once stood beside a gent in the WSU urinals who, rather unwisely, had his plastic pint gripped between his teeth while he unloaded. Inevitably the plastic snapped, sending his Fosters cascading all down his shirt, trousers, over his cock and into the trough.

I let out an involuntary "whoops!" and laughed, but oddly he didn't seem to pick up on the humour of the situation.

Probably because of the graphic description you've given us ?

 

[BluesRockDJ]

Probably because of the graphic description you've given us ? #perve