[Humour] Haircut Jokes

[maffew]

Little lad goes into a barber shop.
The barber says " how old are you young man ? "
Little lad says " I'm eight "
The barber says " and do you want a haircut? "
Little lad replies " I certainly didn't come in for a shave "

have you had a haircut? No it was all of them

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Hair dresser names were always good for puns as well

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A Cut Above
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[BN9 BHA]

Hair dresser names were always good for puns as well

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A Cut Above
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Curl up and dye.

Edit- This is a name of a hairdressers, I have spelt dye correctly and I don't expect a ban for this.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Still get mine done by a bloke called Sean.

 

[Postman Pat]

I usually watch football at the hairdressers, the game is the same, but the highlights are better.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Paul Wella

 

[maffew]

I usually watch football at the hairdressers, the game is the same, but the highlights are better.

I actually used to go with an ex when she got her hair done and they actually had a screen with the footy on , a comfy sofa and delivered us partners bottles of beer whilst they sipped (or in my exes case gulped wine as part of the compliments)

 

[ferring seagull]

Just had a rug rethink and for some reason thought of the jokes that always came out at school when one went in sporting a new bit of Barnet butchery. The ones which I can recall, to my shame, are:

- Who cut your hair? Want me to get them for you?
- You had a haircut? Which one?
- You had a haircut? When are you going back to get it finished?
- Who cut your hair? Flymo?
- Who cut your hair? Some one blind .. (not sure the PC brigade would allow you to name an actual person with this disability though we did at school).

Any more additions to the oeuvre of inanity?

Haven't got much time so I hope it is short !

 

[Invicta]

Wilfred Says!

 

[Invicta]

...Zaha even

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Talk about repetitive and going on and on!

I am bald...can we move on please?

TNBA

TTF

 

[Langley]

good work, keep 'em coming!!!!

Went to my local barber , are you going on holiday he said, yes said I, going to Rome . When you are there , he said you must visit St Peters Square, there will be thousands of people there and the Pope appears on a balcony and blesses the people.
3 weeks later I revisited the barber again, did you see the Pope he asked, yes I said, but you did not tell me that he came down from the balcony and walked amongst the crowd, in fact he came over and stood in front of me and placed his hand upon my head. Wow said the barber did he say anything. Yes he looked at me and said, "Who the **** cut your hair"

 

[AmexRuislip]

How did the hairdresser win the race? She took a short cut.

What do you call a good hair stylist? A shear delight.*

 

[catfish]

What's the definition of an arse?

Telly Savalas with a centre parting.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Hair dresser names were always good for puns as well

Fringe Benefits
A Cut Above
Eclips

One on Mrs SS mates has a hairdressers: Heir E Razor

 

[Boys 9d]

Barnet Fayre !