[Humour] Haircut Jokes

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

Just had a rug rethink and for some reason thought of the jokes that always came out at school when one went in sporting a new bit of Barnet butchery. The ones which I can recall, to my shame, are:

- Who cut your hair? Want me to get them for you?
- You had a haircut? Which one?
- You had a haircut? When are you going back to get it finished?
- Who cut your hair? Flymo?
- Who cut your hair? Some one blind .. (not sure the PC brigade would allow you to name an actual person with this disability though we did at school).

Any more additions to the oeuvre of inanity?

 

[Bodian]

I can see the join...

 

[BBassic]

You had a haircut?
Nope, my forehead got bigger.

 

[Algernon]

The Council.

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

good work, keep 'em coming!!!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Barber OUT!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Whose had a fight with the lawnmower?

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[nail-Z]

Ears lowered.

 

[Superphil]

You had a haircut?
No, hair grew inwards and strangled my brain.

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[maffew]

They were rubbish werent they, but rife. Our playground was awash with them along with skoda and "jokes" about people from Pakistan and Ethiopia which seemed to be "ok"

 

[Brovion]

Q - What do you call a line of blokes waiting for a haircut?
A - A barber queue

 

[maffew]

If a guy knows your hair colour after a first date you most likely have small tits

 

[Razzoo]

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?
Eclipse it

 

[emphyrian]

Where day get ya haircut? Pound shop Pound shop, we used to sing to the steward in H block at Withdean

 

[B-right-on]

Worst was when your mum did it and you look back at your school photos 40 years later

 

[dazzer6666]

'I see you've had a haircut'

'HAIRCUT ! HAIRCUT !'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0imsRWPjzo

 

[BN9 BHA]

I went in the barber shop sat in the chair and said " I want my hair cut like Ed Sheeran "
The barber got out the clippers and shaved off all my hair.
I said " Ed Sheeran hasn't got a haircut like this"
The barber said " he would if he came in this f***ing shop "

 

[maffew]

I went in the barber shop sat in the chair and said " I want my hair cut like Ed Sheeran "
The barber got out the clippers and shaved off all my hair.
I said " Ed Sheeran hasn't got a haircut like this"
The barber said " he would if he came in this f***ing shop "

remember this anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tc2K4j4iqs

 

[BN9 BHA]

Little lad goes into a barber shop.
The barber says " how old are you young man ? "
Little lad says " I'm eight "
The barber says " and do you want a haircut? "
Little lad replies " I certainly didn't come in for a shave "