Gus Poyet - Wasted in Football Management

[Barrel of Fun]

I am minded to believe that he would be able reunify North and South Korea before he has even had his Weetabix.

What else do you think the great man is capable of?

 

[Stoo82]

Isreal and Palastine, after his Weetabix.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Fix the BP oil slick before mid morning coffee.

 

[daveinprague]

Establish world peace during his elevenses...

 

[cardboard]

turn Osama bin Laden in to a peace loving ice cream seller

 

[sjamesb3466]

Stop Sarah Jessica Parker looking like a horse whilst having brunch.

 

[The Large One]

He's already turned Celine Dion into looking like a tuneless, caterwauling red setter in human form.

:impressed:

 

[Easy 10]

He could find Madeline McCann in his lunch hour, and still have time to take her for a toffee apple on the pier before dropping her off and getting back to his office to sign Inigo.

 

[Trufflehound]

Stop Sarah Jessica Parker looking like a horse whilst having brunch.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse all the time, not just whilst having brunch.

 

[perth seagull]

And after that he could probably reduce global greenhouse gas emissions to 1990 levels as he sits down to enjoy dinner with his wife.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Arrange to have Kim Jong-ill and Robert Mugabe installed as Chairman and Vice Chairman of Amnesty International before he ate his mint club biscuit during breaktime

 

[Marc]

he'll get off the phone to Mr Cochrane to organise the V8Supercars to have an event at Brands Hatch all before the kettle finished boiling for his afternoon cuppa tea

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Get the 2018 World Cup bid signed of to England and get Falmer used instead of the failed Liverpool stadium bid.

Getting all STH free tickets and beer as part of the package.

 

[Beach Hut]

Ensure Nick Clegg has a meaningful job

 

[SUIYHP]

officially ending world poverty whilst cooking a quiche in the microwave

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Solve the age old conundrum of what came first, the chicken or the egg, whilst making a chicken omelette.

 

[Marc]

completing the Da Vinchi Code whilst clipping his toe nails

 

[Worthai Seagull]

Splitting the atom before becoming President of the WORLD, and then taking us into the Premiership .. That will do for starters !

 

[Simster]

Invent time travel, go back to 1920, assasinate a young Hitler, renegotiate German reparations to stave off hyper inflation and the seeds of facism, pop into the 1980s, chop of Saddam Hussein's head, then into the 90s do the same to George W Bush just because he was a wanker, and back before 3pm for crumpets and to witness Lionel Messi's signing for the Albion.

 

[Stoo82]

Invent time travel, go back to 1920, assasinate a young Hitler, renegotiate German reparations to stave off hyper inflation and the seeds of facism, pop into the 1980s, chop of Saddam Hussein's head, then into the 90s do the same to George W Bush just because he was a wanker, and back before 3pm for crumpets and to witness Lionel Messi's signing for the Albion.

He was in Italy staving off the seeds of Facism whilst on a scouting trip and have a few seconds to spare to stop the commies in Russia and China saving millions of live.

What a guy.

Who can do Gus-art?