Gus Poyet - Wasted in Football Management

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

World back-peddling champion

 

[Worthai Seagull]

Invent time travel, go back to 1920, assasinate a young Hitler, renegotiate German reparations to stave off hyper inflation and the seeds of facism, pop into the 1980s, chop of Saddam Hussein's head, then into the 90s do the same to George W Bush just because he was a wanker, and back before 3pm for crumpets and to witness Lionel Messi's signing for the Albion.

Cant compete

 

[Norman Potting]

...Make Charlie Oatway kiss his feet and then say "Thank you very much , Mr Poyet".

 

[Worthai Seagull]

He'll come home from work after a 28 hr day, living in a paper bag...lick road clean wit tounge, and then get cut in 'alf wit carving knife ... aye, tell the kids that now and they'll never believe it !

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Little did we know, but he orchestrated the contact and rescue of the Chilean miners. A trusted source told me that and made me swear not to tell anyone of his involvement, but what can you do?