Gus Poyet FACTS...

[Albalbion]

When Gus Poyet goes into the sea, he does not get wet.... the sea gets Gus Poyetey.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Gus can transform a lump of a player like El abd into a composed and rock solid center back

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Gus Poyet invented the fax. Fact.

 

[perth seagull]

An anagram for Gus Poyet's surname is "Top, ye!"

 

[El Presidente]

One night with Gus can cure lesbians.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Gus Poyet is almost as amazing as Scottish Paul.

 

[El Presidente]

Gus can watch the omnibus edition of Eastenders without falling asleep.

 

[El Presidente]

Gus can reopen the Ask The Falmer Project Team forum

 

[KZNSeagull]

Gus Poyet has no idea what a Ruffian is, but if he hears any of them shouting "launch it", he'll take them all on. And he'll win.

 

[murraymints4brighton]

Some say Gus can start a "BINFEST" between a box of matchsticks and a carpenters slipper while others profess that the Loch Ness monster was the spawn of a night of passion between Gus and Liz Costa.

 

[Thimble Keegan]

Gus Poyet would never join the 1901 Club because he is a man of the people!!!

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Littlehampton BHA

 

[Marc]

If Gus Poyet played Cricket for England he'd bowl the Aussies out for 0

 

[Paskman]

If Gus Poyet played Cricket for England he'd bowl the Aussies out for 0

Twice with his first ball!

 

[Braders]

Gus Poyet has a magic hat that no one can see ... apparently

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

unlike the rest of mankind, Gus understands women

 

[wellquickwoody]

Chuck Norris has based himself on Gus Poyet.

 

[Gazwag]

Gus Poyet's brain is expanding quicker than the Universe

 

[BrickTamland]

Gus once saved a bus full of disabled school children from 50 crazy lions using nothing but his bare hands and 3 sundried tomatoes. FACT.

 

[Trufflehound]

Gus Poyet can make any word rhyme with 'orange'.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

If Gus had been PM instead of Tony Blair, this country wouldn't be involved in a pointless, wasteful,idiotic war