Gus Poyet FACTS...

[murraymints4brighton]

Some say his piss is used to fuel Brian Blessed... others say it would take 27 burly men to strap him to a wicker chair... and some say he slaughtered all of the other monkeys so he could be the ONLY remaining white monkey... in the world.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Gus invented perpetual motion at the age of 12 but he keep the formula in a lead lined box under his bed for the good of mankind.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Gus,right now, is wondering what kind of headcases post on NSC

 

[murraymints4brighton]

Some say he if you tie him up and throw him in water he floats and that if you look inside his wooden chest there is a T.V. salesman and a man with a clipboard.

Others say that when Lemmings run of cliffs they are sacrificing themselves for Gus and the northern lights are actually him switching his bathroom lights on and off.

 

[Philzo-93]

Gus Poyet is FLAIR

 

[Art Vs Science]

Gus is a 'Manchasm' of sex

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Gus Poyet both has his cake and eats it.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Compared to Gus, Prof Stephen Hawking is a bit of a 'thicky'

 

[Jahooli]

Earth survives rare close encounter.
From The Telegraph Nov 10th 2010.
Two large asteroids narrowly miss earth, Nasa said
Two large asteroids have narrowly avoided the earth after Gus Poyet took time out of his busy schedule to prevent them colliding with the Earth by "the sheer force of his innate Flairability". Rather than merely destroying them with his lazer vision and upsetting the astronomers predictions, he suspended the law of physics for long enough to allow the objects to safely pass within the moon and our planet’s orbit, Nasa scientists said.

 

[Gonzo]

Gus Poyet can tie his shoes with his feet.

 

[desprateseagull]

Gus once hit Chuck Norris one the nose. Chuck said thank you.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Gus Poyet is rather good. Fact.

TNBA

TTF

 

[webbyson]

Gus Poyet holds the world record at the Pole vault, his record jump was achieved without a pole

 

[lucky007]

Gus Poyet's teeth glow in the dark - A truth

 

[cardboard]

Gus just beat Phil "the power" Taylor using 1 dart

 

[Southstandseagullsfan]

gus poyet once beat lualua in a sprint, whilst going backwards with his legs tied together

 

[webbyson]

When Ian "the thorpedo" Thorpe won his record Olympic medal haul, it was really Gus Poyet in a fat suit. Fact

 

[ryeseagull]

Gus can give a chair an orgasm simply by sitting on it.

 

[HP Seagull]

Gus Poyet made his mother finish her vegetables.

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

The sun shines out of Gus's behind.