Gus Poyet FACTS...

[Gritt23]

Gus read a very similar thread to this about Charlie Oatway not so long ago.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

all men are created equal. equally inferior to gus poyet

 

[hart's shirt]

The Grand Canyon was formed 17 million years ago by the Earth thinking about a sliding tackle from Gus.

 

[patcham lad]

if gus poyet has 10 shots at goal 11 go in.

 

[bhaexpress]

Its claimed that Jesus could walk on water.
Gus Poyet can swim through land.

Can actually walk on water but his socks get wet from water coming through the holes in his feet. The holes in his hands are the reason he is not a goalkeeper and the hole in his side is the reason he doesn't fart.

 

[Acker79]

Gus read a very similar thread to this about Charlie Oatway not so long ago.

Gus recognised that most of them were stolen from the chuck norris pages on the web in the first place.

 

[The Truth]

In Gus's spare time, he works as a social worker sorting out Englands drink and drug issues.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask gus poyet for help

 

[Nathan]

Gus is the X-factor.

 

[Paskman]

Gus built Falmer by himself working at night - FACT

 

[Easy 10]

Nobody mows the grass at Withdean.
Gus stands in the dugout and DARES it to grow.

 

[FFF]

Gus Poyet's tactics are so genius that he can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

 

[The Grockle]

Gus Poyet's tactics are so genius that he can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

LOL Brilliant!

 

[bhaexpress]

Gus is actually The Stig.

 

[Zamora For England]

Gus Poyet sees in binary.

 

[webbyson]

Gus Poyet does not live in the community....Gus Poyet is The Community

 

[fire&skill]

The only reason that the sun comes up for any of us is because it's the moment Gus opens the curtains in his own house

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Gus is not a very naughty boy....he is the messiah!

 

[FLAIRtastic]

Gus doesn't know how to lose.

 

[porkypie]

Gus poyet's dream's, come true!