Gus Poyet- a limerick!

[MattBackHome]

This was always a haven for whining
But standards seem to be declining.
There used to be tiffs
About Craig Mackail-Smith
And now people row about rhyming.

 

[ROSM]

There once was a man called barber
In whom resentment did harbour
In having his say
Chastised by lma
Will hopefully dampen his ardour

 

[father_and_son]

We got a new boss for our side
And he took us on one hell of a ride
But the wheels have come off
Because he's accused on some stuff
[Insert Final Line Here]

1. He'd attend if he had nothing to hide
2. His critics have come in like the tide
3. To the accusers he's not yet replied
4. His future, the court's yet to decide

 

[Brightonia]

This was always a haven for whining
But standards seem to be declining.
There used to be tiffs
About Craig Mackail-Smith
And now people row about rhyming.

Corker!!

 

[Trufflehound]

There once was a young poet named Trufflehound
Whose limericks were on NSC to be found
But they didn't scan very well
And they didn't rhyme either
And the punchline at the end was usually a bit crap
But at least he got the number of lines right
Oh bu**er...

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Bloom bloom bloom bloom
Bloom bloom bloom
bloom bloom bloom bloom

Bloom bloom bloom?

In homage to Baldrick - the secret Brighton and Hove Albion fan

 

[Brightonia]

We got a new boss for our side
And he took us on one hell of a ride
But the wheels have come off
Because he's accused on some stuff
[Insert Final Line Here]

1. He'd attend if he had nothing to hide
2. His critics have come in like the tide
3. To the accusers he's not yet replied
4. His future, the court's yet to decide

Number 1!!

 

[Titanic]

Gus, Tanno, Charley
dreams shattered, leadership gone
An omnishambles

 

[Trufflehound]

Bloom bloom bloom bloom
Bloom bloom bloom
bloom bloom bloom bloom

Bloom bloom bloom?

In homage to Baldrick - the secret Brighton and Hove Albion fan

Already been done:

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[Titanic]

Our club's in a mess
Can it possibly get worse
Bridcutt to Palace

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Young Master Poyet, sat on the toilet
dropping some turds, one day,
In crept the coach, a bum brownie to poach
and now we're in complete disarray.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

There was a young man called Gus,
Oh how he loved to park the bus,
He wouldn't attack, against Palace we were cack
And now they're in the league above us

 

[sydney]

by christ on a bike i am pissed
poyet's tactics i seem to have missed
his signings were fine
and occasionaly sublime
but his management skills are amiss.

 

[sydney]

Young Master Poyet, sat on the toilet
dropping some turds, one day,
In crept the coach, a bum brownie to poach
and now we're in complete disarray.

 

[Winker]

When desperately needing a dump,
Be sure when you're aiming your lump,
For if you miss out the pan,
And the sh1t hits the fan,
Then you'll all end up looking a chump.

 

[sydney]

i once knew a whore from berlin
who had a gynourmous quim
it weren't the size that attracted the flies
but the jelly that hung from the rim.

 

[Titanic]

Our former manager, Gus
Was once a hero to us
but now it's gone wrong
in my heart there's no song
and I'm sad at the chaos and fuss.

 

[Brightonia]

Young Master Poyet, sat on the toilet
dropping some turds, one day,
In crept the coach, a bum brownie to poach
and now we're in complete disarray.

Ha ha this had me in stitches

 

[Brightonia]

There was a young man from china,
Who ate at his local diner
He fell on a rock and slipped on his cock
And now he has a vagina!

 

[sydney]

there once was a man from madras
whos balls were made of brass
in windy weather they clanged together
and sparks flew out of his arse.