Gus Poyet- a limerick!

[cloud]

There once was a club called the Albion
Who wanted to be Div 2 Champion
We got up to fourth
And extended the North
But now being viewed with derision

 

[Woodchip]

There once was a boss called Gus
The fans, he treated like pus.
"I want away,
I'll never stay"
So Bloom booted his a$$ with no fuss.

 

[cloud]

There once was a man called Gustavo
Who said "You don't like? then I go"
But given the chance
His career to enhance
He ended up losing Taricco

 

[hitony]

Roses are red,
violets are blue
I just did a dump
but not in the Loo!


EDIT: ok so I clearly did not read the thread title

 

[cloud]

There once was a pie made by piglets
Which went rather well served with twiglets
The beef one was tasty
Miles better than a pasty
And now there's a queue for the toilets

 

[hitony]

Well "Billy boy Shakespeare, Backyard Kipling and Oscar Wilde" can all rest easy with this lot eh!

 

[Baldseagull]

A geezer called Gus was our boss
we went 15 games without loss
But he felt he had needs
to manage at Leeds
And about us he gave not a toss

 

[BeeGee]

Gus Poyet had whined "I know
That the Prem League is where I should go"
But he'd forgotten his roots
Now he's re-studding boots
At FC Montevideo..........

 

[jonny.rainbow]

We once had a boss named Gus P.
Who tried to give us an identity.
Build up play from the back.
But inept in attack.
And there never was a plan B.

 

[Jesus Gul]

Gus tells Bloom 'Get on the blower'
and bring in that Leo Ulloa
Nice one Tone
We got the Cyclone
Scoring gems like a Hispanic Yeboah

 

[SeagullSongs]

There once was a man named Gus Poyet,
In his game he's try'na be coy, yet
Some pronounce it "Poy-ay" -
Over twelve-hundred days!
His reputation? He's almost destroyed it.

 

[Brightonia]

There was a man called Paul,
Who didn't loosen the purse strings at all,
After a 500 page dossier,
He looked like a tosser
And now he's causing us all to bawl!

 

[teaboy]

The was a manager named Gus
who created a whole lot of fuss
when promotion was missed
and Barber got pissed
so told him to get on the bus

 

[Brightonia]

The was a manager named Gus
who created a whole lot of fuss
when promotion was missed
and Barber got pissed
so told him to get on the bus

Don't you mean get off the bus?

 

[teaboy]

Don't you mean get off the bus?

I don't really know
The sentiment is more key
Either way makes sense

 

[Brightonia]

I don't really know
The sentiment is more key
Either way makes sense

Fair play!

 

[Woodchip]

I don't really know
The sentiment is more key
Either way makes sense

That's a rubbish limerick. It doesn't even rhyme.

TEABOY OUT!!!!

 

[Brightonia]

That's a rubbish limerick. It doesn't even rhyme.

TEABOY OUT!!!!

Worst one yet!!

 

[supaseagull]

Roses are red,
violets are blue
I just did a dump
but not in the Loo!


EDIT: ok so I clearly did not read the thread title

We have a winner

 

[supaseagull]

There once was a man called Gustavo
Who said "You don't like? then I go"
But given the chance
His career to enhance
He ended up losing Taricco

Shouldn't the last line be

"He ended up working at Tesco"?