Gus Poyet- a limerick!

[MattBackHome]

One of Barber’s most valuable features
Is his following standard procedures.
But NSC has gone manic,
Some posters are panicked
And it seems like a few have had seizures.

 

[teaboy]

That's a rubbish limerick. It doesn't even rhyme.

TEABOY OUT!!!!

It is a haiku
and how I express myself.
It's better than yours...

 

[Jesus Gul]

One of Barber’s most valuable features
Is his following standard procedures.
But NSC has gone manic,
Some posters are panicked
And it seems like a few have had seizures.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

The posters of NSC
Wrote Gus limericks a-plenty
Most were a hit
Some were quite 5hit
Including this one written by me!

 

[Titanic]

Fixtures are out soon
The season is approaching
What is going on?

 

[Brightonia]

Fixtures are out soon
The season is approaching
What is going on?

Enough with the Haiku's!!! They're not funny or insulting in anyway!!

 

[Trufflehound]

There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the nude
She was spied by our Gus
Who was hid in a bush
Having a crafty... as you would

 

[Brightonia]

Our previous manager was Russell,
He had more flab than Muscle,
With his big bald head,
We sacked him instead
And he walked away without a scuffle!

 

[teaboy]

Enough with the Haiku's!!! They're not funny or insulting in anyway!!

Yes they are, you ****
Don't p!ss on my chips, you ****
**** you, you fat ****

 

[Titanic]

Enough with the Haiku's!!! They're not funny or insulting in anyway!!

There is nothing wrong
with a well-crafted Haiku
**** off Brightonia

 

[Brightonia]

Yes they are, you ****
Don't p!ss on my chips, you ****
**** you, you fat ****

Getting there!! That's better

 

[Brightonia]

There is nothing wrong
with a well-crafted Haiku
**** off Brightonia

Oohhh eerrrr!!

 

[Titanic]

Facts are limited
Speculation is rampant
NSC binfest

 

[Brightonia]

There was a poster called Titanic,
Who thought his Haiku's were messianic,
What he didn't think,
Was that they actually stink,
And now he's going to go manic!

 

[Titanic]

Poor poems abound
Brightonia's latest effort
Only two lines scan

 

[Brightonia]

Poor poems abound
Brightonia's latest effort
Only two lines scan

Nah that's not good! 3/10

 

[BBassic]

There once was a bloke called Calde
Who put in effort for charity
We should give him a go
Cos you all must know
He's the pride of Sussex by the Sea

Tis shit but it is the best I can come up with.

 

[Titanic]

Brightonia replies
All thoughts of poetry gone
Resorts to insults

 

[Brightonia]

Brightonia replies
All thoughts of poetry gone
Resorts to insults

Woah woah woah sweet child of mine! It's all good fun in here, no beef at all!

 

[Brightonia]

There once was a bloke called Calde
Who put in effort for charity
We should give him a go
Cos you all must know
He's the pride of Sussex by the Sea

Tis shit but it is the best I can come up with.

It's not bad actually!