Graffiti that made you laugh.

[explymouthnige]

Dave in Prague wrote:
When I was in the navy, the graffiti in the toilets at HMS Mercury (signals school) was all in morse code...a good incentive to learn.

..-. ..- -.-. -.- --- ..-. ... .--. .- .-. -.- ...

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Already posted - should have read the thread.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

On a newly painted toilet cubicle wall on a building site;

"The painters work was all in vain. The shithouse poet strikes again"

 

[daveinprague]

Dave in Prague wrote:
When I was in the navy, the graffiti in the toilets at HMS Mercury (signals school) was all in morse code...a good incentive to learn.

..-. ..- -.-. -.- --- ..-. ... .--. .- .-. -.- ...

-... ..- -. - ... .- -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.. -.--


After servicing the signal lamps... feck off was my way of checking the handle flow...I forgot to turn the light off before doing it when leaving Portsmouth, and a Esso Tanker leaving Southampton gave me a roger... :-(

 

[Acker79]

I've seen another one similar to that, but the arms seem better positioned:



Unfortunately some other people have added to it and not in a positive way.

 

[Titanic]

Dave in Prague wrote:
When I was in the navy, the graffiti in the toilets at HMS Mercury (signals school) was all in morse code...a good incentive to learn.

..-. ..- -.-. -.- --- ..-. ... .--. .- .-. -.- ...

I think you missed out a ..-

 

[daveinprague]

Dont know whether id trust a sparky from the Titanic!

 

[willalbion]

Now that is funny.

 

[daveinprague]

Have to say, the octopus posts win hands down for me..

 

[jevs]

Grafitti on a Lewes wall in the 70's after the French boycotted buying our lamb read

"if the French won't buy our lambs, we won't buy their letters"

Another.

"Bad spellers of the world, untie"

 

[Bwian]

At a donut shop in Toronto above the urinal "Please flush twice, it's a long way to the coffee machine".

 

[half time scores]

One that made me smile on a narrowboat holiday last year, someone had sprayed on one of the bridges

Look more vandalism!

 

[dennis]

on Condom Machine, Potters Arms Burgess Hill late 1980's

"for refund insert baby"

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Back in the 70's in the reign of Maggie and the dominance of the Aussie cricketers.
Someone wrote "THATCHER OUT!" on a subway wall [if I recall]
And underneath someone else had added "LBW Alderman"

 

[T soprano]

STEVE GRITT BELIEVES BELLOTTI BULLSHIT

Wasn't believe spelt wrong on the wast stand wall of the goldstone

 

[Stat Brother]

M Khan is bent.

 

[Laughing Gravy]

On a wall in Brighton many years ago was scribbled

Ken Dodds dads dog died.

Cheered me up whenever I passed it.

 

[fire&skill]

 

[Mattstrugnell]

Free the Indianapolis 500

 

[Theatre of Trees]

On a university library toilet door circa 1989: "Doctor Who is ace", someone had added underneath "No he isn't that's Sophie Aldred"

On a school text book sometime around 2003 was a similar picture to below

on which someone had scrawled 'Is it cos I is black?"