Graffiti that made you laugh.

[Nibble]

On back of a cubicle wall in a pub in Belfast a few years back. "That girl you have been leering after all evening may be beautiful, clever and engaging but some guy somewhere is sick of her shit". So true.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

One evening when I was having a dump in a pub I remember seeing some graffiti on the adjacent wall that read "For Bog Tennis look right." Looking to my right there was a similar line "For Bog Tennis look left."

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Not really graffiti, but made me laugh.
On a day trip to Cadgwith on the Lizard, cornwall. There was a card in the window of a cottage which said.

Wife wanted, must be able to cook, clean and dig bait.
Must have own boat and engine
Please send a photo of boat and engine.

 

[Dr Q]

On the wall underneath the womens toilet sign in car park in Rhosneigr (Anglesey), "Sweaty Pasties this way".

Always made me laff!

 

[banjo]

 

[Mackenzie]

 

[banjo]

 

[Lenny Rider]

"My Mother made me a homosexual"

"If I bought the wool, would she make me one as well?"

 

[skipper734]

And my absolute favourite, in the loos at Royal Air Force Lyneham Passenger Terminal........

Yesterday I couldn't even spell occifer, now I are one.

Used to make me laugh out loud even though I saw it many times. Great stuff.

Probably stolen from a Hanger somewhere...... Yisterday I could'nt spel ingineer, now I is one.

 

[Brovion]

"My Mother made me a homosexual"

"If I bought the wool, would she make me one as well?"

Bloody hell Ian didn't you read the thread? I wrote that one about three days ago!

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

CPFC always find this funny