Mr Banana
Tedious chump
Three that stick in the noggin:
1) Orient away when he looked so unhappy and disinterested throughout the game that it was hard not to feel that he was having a 90-minute existential crisis
2) That period when he was at Palace but still lived in Brighton and used to pass my office window and eat in Wagamamas in the North Laine on a comically regular basis, like an ex you keep crashing into around corners
3) His deftly-played decision to reinvent himself as a ubiquitous media personality after the tax scandal
1) Orient away when he looked so unhappy and disinterested throughout the game that it was hard not to feel that he was having a 90-minute existential crisis
2) That period when he was at Palace but still lived in Brighton and used to pass my office window and eat in Wagamamas in the North Laine on a comically regular basis, like an ex you keep crashing into around corners
3) His deftly-played decision to reinvent himself as a ubiquitous media personality after the tax scandal