Good News Thread

[Nibble]

COMEMORATIVE E.T BUTTPLUG LAUNCHES THIS DECEMBER...

 

[NMH]

That would be enough to frighten the tapeworm out of anyone

 

[Brighton till i die]

COMEMORATIVE E.T BUTTPLUG LAUNCHES THIS DECEMBER...

Is that the 2009 version of the rampant rabbit?

 

[withdeanwombat]

BNP copper forced to resign.

( The other 27,972 remain in post )

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Day 3 - This Good News is very good news for the majority of NSC and Nibble in particular

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

Researchers were assessing prostate cancer risk
Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.

Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits.

This is a plausible theory

Dr Chris Hiley, Prostate Cancer Charity
They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.

The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.

Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

 

[Nibble]

Day 3 - This Good News is very good news for the majority of NSC and Nibble in particular

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

Researchers were assessing prostate cancer risk
Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.

Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits.

This is a plausible theory

Dr Chris Hiley, Prostate Cancer Charity
They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.

The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.

Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

Great stuff. I have provided some wanking material for you below US so you can get craking straight away ( I think that finger is about to be popped into his mouth, exciting!).

 

[Les Biehn]

Is that poo on the end of his finger?

 

[cannedheat]

Is that poo on the end of his finger?

Radio active bogey.

 

[cannedheat]

And my good news is.
I went to Belfast on Wednesday to meet the ratbag wife, got a text from her saying she ain't coming, probably decided to stay in France shagging waiters, I had a great two days there despite a wicked hangover flying home yesterday morning.

 

[Nibble]

Up your bum corner...