Gloucestershire v Sussex, Bristol, 21-24 April, LVCC

[Mr Blobby]

Nash 28 off 15 balls, tut tut just reckless! It should be 28 of 115 balls. This will lead to the inevitable defeat in less than 2 days!

Relegation to the Southern Leagues looms for Sussex, what a disgrace!

 

[Simster]

44/0 (6.4 ov)

I've never seen such batfliddery. At least TRY and make a fist of it you useless gimps.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

f*** all this negative bullshit - hell, it's not done us much good over the last 7 years or so has it?

No, what we need here is some positivity.

We'll WIN.

Ah, I get it. False hope is more or less the same as knowing that we are going to fail. Which we will.

 

[Trigger]

SAKEBAGS, I am sick of this, same old performances week after week... I am going to march down to the County Ground this afternoon and ask for a refund on my membership, Dave Brookes can shove his foxtail in a baguette catering right up his arse this year!

 

[Mr Blobby]

SAKEBAGS, I am sick of this, same old performances week after week... I am going to march down to the County Ground this afternoon and ask for a refund on my membership, Dave Brookes can shove his foxtail in a baguette catering right up his arse this year!

But did they ever send you your membership pack?

I heard they had kept it back knowing how poor we would be and the surge in demands for refunds. I hear they have ordered in more cash to cope with this!

 

[e77]

Nash is like a man released!

 

[Trigger]

But did they ever send you your membership pack?!

No, it had to be picked up, how piss poor is that?... Fliddier than the Albion ticketing!

 

[simmo]

Nash out, caught behind 53-1

 

[shoreham moonraker]

here comes the collapse

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Nash is like a man released!

released from batting duties now - would be nice if he could work out that that not all cricket situations require run-a-ball strikerates :US:

 

[Simster]

The Worzels should wrap this up today.

 

[simmo]

Gatting out lbw 0 3rd ball

 

[Moshe Gariani]

well done Joe shall we send Rana in now for a slog?

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Gatting goes back quacking, here we go again

 

[shoreham moonraker]

gatting out lbw 3rd ball

anyone get some sussex commentary instead of these slave trader idiots

 

[brightonmark1234]

gatting gone

 

[Trigger]

Has Gatting gone yet?

 

[brightonmark1234]

how many are we going have as a lead

 

[Simster]

Gatting's place surely under threat.

So, so typical of our crop of batflids.

 

[countrygull]

I think we should just throw in the towel and end the agony now. It's game over