Gloucestershire v Sussex, Bristol, 21-24 April, LVCC

[Blackadder]

The season so far has been bloody brilliant.

3 massive thrashings in 3 games and all days which we've played have been in the sun.

I couldn't have asked for more really.

I can take most wind ups on NSC but you are going too FAR pal!

Carry on with your bile and I WILL be forced to report you to the mods!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Can't bat, can't bowl, can't field.

The only consolation is that there is no relegation from this division (unless the ECB restructure again in which case we can take our rightful place alongside the minor counties).

This was all unfortunately inevitable once we had allowed Gus Mackay and Chris Adams (Peace Be Upon Them) to go to Surrey while we suffer the dual incompetence of Robbo and Brooksy the Baker.

going to be another long season...

ps
No surprise either to see Rory Hamilton-Brown blasting a magnificent century this week - not something we can expect from our batflids (I like that word!) anytime soon