Gloucestershire v Sussex, Bristol, 21-24 April, LVCC

[Simster]

WHY do our batflids even bother?

Absolute GASH.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Balls just tunned in.

Gatting gone 100 for 3

 

[Gwylan]

We'll be lucky to get 200

 

[Hotchilidog]

The wheels are well and truly off this innings now, not even Kwik-Fit can save us.

 

[The Wizard]

Joke club.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

ohh 102 for 4

Prior gone

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Oooh, I see Kadeer is playing for them. He was our contracted player last season and scored a ton for us in one of his games.

He's bound to get a double-century against our woeful bowling and make us look the 2nd division outfit that we are.

First defeat of the season coming up, mark my words ....

[starting to get the hang of this negative psychology approach, maybe I should try it with the lads in the dressing room on Saturday]

Our pro from SA has been delayed due to this ash/dust fiasco too. Gerry Strydom this year, anyone know much about him?

 

[Titanic]

Things are looking grim

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Sussex 107/4 (29.0 ov) lunch day 1

 

[Mendoza]

113/5 - Hodd gone for 1. Dont think we will make it to 130

 

[Hotchilidog]

113/5 - Hodd gone for 1. Dont think we will make it to 130

We won't make it to 2.30 at this rate!

 

[Titanic]

Sussex won the toss and decided to bat


Sussex 1st Innings


118 for 6 (36.1 overs)

 

[Titanic]

113/5 - Hodd gone for 1. Dont think we will make it to 130

We won't make it to 2.30 at this rate!

You may well both be right

 

[The Wizard]

What a f***ing joke. get rid, we need fresh blood, this team is NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

 

[Titanic]

Goodwin gone now... 127-7

 

[Everest]

132/7

This is a joke

 

[Everest]

Naved gone

132/8

Very f***ing funny - "It's a calypso collapso"

 

[The Wizard]

132/8 Disgrace

 

[clarkey]

We'll win

I think we know who to blame for this catastrophe. Id be surprised if Robbo lets them come out for their innings, just pack em on the bus and save the embarrassment.

 

[clarkey]

For anyone thats been listening, has this been good bowling, poor batting, conditions?

(Of course I realise that it was a mis match in the first place, but surely theres some explanation)