Girlfriend in labour !!

[theweasel]

Oh my god my girlfriend is in labour !!
Hope she hurries up important game on tomorrow don't want to miss it.
Come on love, u can do it PUSH !!!

 

[sir danny cullip]

Congratulations

 

[Les Biehn]

Leave her to it, she'll be fine.

 

[aftershavedave]

glad to see you've got your priorities right!

good luck to you both

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Congratulations mate.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Girlfriend in labour.

First stop NSC

Well done and good luck.

 

[Normal Rob]

child out of wedlock? tut tut


congratulations - my little girl is 3 weeks old tomorrow and i'm loving every minute of it.

 

[Easy 10]

Now I really have seen it all. Girlfriend goes into labour, so whaddya do ?

Get the towels and hot water ?
Jump in the car and drive like a mad thing to the hospital ?

Naah. I'll start a thread on NSC about it.
Good luck fella. You'll need it (one way or the other)

 

[Les Biehn]

Girlfriend in labour
I know, I know
Its serious

 

[WATFORD zero]

NSC Gold

and good luck

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Now I really have seen it all. Girlfriend goes into labour, so whaddya do ?

Get the towels and hot water ?
Jump in the car and drive like a mad thing to the hospital ?

Naah. I'll start a thread on NSC about it.
Good luck fella. You'll need it (one way or the other)

Perhaps one day we will get a thread...

O/T Girlfriend in Labour

My girlfriend has just gone into labour. What do I do? I am begging NSC to help me.

 

[Normal Rob]

Poll for the name!!!!!!

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Congratulations mate!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Girlfriend in labour
I know, I know
Its serious

Beat me to it!

 

[theweasel]

Tens machine on full power ! Might need more batteries

 

[Race]

Oh my god my girlfriend is in labour !!
Hope she hurries up important game on tomorrow don't want to miss it.
Come on love, u can do it PUSH !!!

I hope for her sake she does have it before the game tomorrow, been there and done that and it took all of 23 hours!!!

Hope it all goes well

 

[tinx]

Girlfriend in labour
I know, I know
Its serious

Ok no that songs going to be going round my head for the rest of the afternoon.

 

[Easy 10]

The lack of replies from theweasel would suggest that following his initial post, he's now on the case. I just can't shift the image of his bird on the floor, legs akimbo, screaming "ITS COMING!" while weasel sit at his desk saying "alright love, there in a minute, just let me finish this"



*edit*

Or perhaps not.....

 

[WATFORD zero]

If it's the first weasel, you may want to settle down for a long night.....








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