Gillingham game might be OFF

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Aww, thanks BAG

MMMMMMMMMMMM

ahhhhhhh.

You're welcome - I thought I may give it to you as a Christmas present! :cheapskate:

How is the new bird? I've forgotten it's name!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Casper?
The BIRD that is.

 

[Easy 10]

Easy 10, ever since the famous night at the dogs when you met us mob, I have come to think of you as an honorary croc. Would you be willing to accept this position?

I would indeed be honoured. What do I have to do ?

You're welcome - I thought I may give it to you as a Christmas present! :cheapskate:

How is the new bird? I've forgotten it's name!

The new bird is Casper, and when he's not eating My keyboard, he's just dandy. He is currently trying to trick Me into thinking the phone is ringing, but I'M not falling for it this tiMe.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

The new bird is Casper, and when he's not eating My keyboard, he's just dandy. He is currently trying to trick Me into thinking the phone is ringing, but I'M not falling for it this tiMe.

Hehe, that's so CUTE. Last time you spoke about him you were teaching him the Adams family, has he got that yet? Does he fly at people's heads like Bruce *sniff* used to do?

 

[Bry Nylon]

I would indeed be honoured. What do I have to do ?



The new bird is Casper, and when he's not eating My keyboard, he's just dandy. He is currently trying to trick Me into thinking the phone is ringing, but I'M not falling for it this tiMe.

Oi, WANKCHOPS - I've been trying to phone you for the past ten minutes

 

[Scotty Mac]

Easy 10, ever since the famous night at the dogs when you met us mob, I have come to think of you as an honorary croc. Would you be willing to accept this position?

easy 10 gained early legend status in my mind at this night - his family were a delight to meet, and his subtle questions of mr mcghee warmed me to him in a wonderous way

add in a few QUALITY tips from retro 90s man, who we later discovered to be grendel, and it was one of the greatest nights of 2006 as far as i was concerned

 

[Easy 10]

Hehe, that's so CUTE. Last time you spoke about him you were teaching him the Adams family, has he got that yet? Does he fly at people's heads like Bruce *sniff* used to do?

He has Addams Family off to a tee now, its his favourite. He is a bit obsessed with it though, because I've been trying to teach him GOSBTS, but after just a few notes he gets confused and it reverts straight back to Addams Family. It seems his birdy brain is a little bit limited. Phones and certain noises (the squeak when you open the back door, text alerts etc) he is brilliant at though.

And he doesn't so much fly at peoples heads, as land on them and begin furiously humping. I actually have to wear a baseball cap (which I hate) indoors, otherwise I'm fearful of getting birdy jizz in my hair.

 

[Easy 10]

Oi, WANKCHOPS - I've been trying to phone you for the past ten minutes

Excellent usage of WANKCHOPS there Bry.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

He has Addams Family off to a tee now, its his favourite. He is a bit obsessed with it though, because I've been trying to teach him GOSBTS, but after just a few notes he gets confused and it reverts straight back to Addams Family. It seems his birdy brain is a little bit limited. Phones and certain noises (the squeak when you open the back door, text alerts etc) he is brilliant at though.

And he doesn't so much fly at peoples heads, as land on them and begin furiously humping. I actually have to wear a baseball cap (which I hate) indoors, otherwise I'm fearful of getting birdy jizz in my hair.

Hehe brilliant!!! He sounds great! Not so good about the JIZZ thing though! I thought Bruce was going to take my head off last time!

 

[Easy 10]

Bruce was a dive-bomber for sure. Casper is a little more "interactive" though. He craves the attention.

 

[Arthur]

Is he a weather forecaster?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=1222

No he works for the club!

Guess you look like a complete **** now!

 

[Scotty Mac]

Is he a weather forecaster?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=1222

michael fish is a weather forecaster - and he told everyone there WOULDNT be a hurricane

 

[Arthur]

Don't you have a go, Arthur. Don't you know her husband is up with the full programme, Sunshine? That's enough to win ANY argument

Couldn't give a f*** if her husband was god, just amuses me when people think they are the all knowing when clearly they aren't!

Oh and Mr Badger, out of interest you going to the cup game?

 

[bhanutz]

Don't you have a go, Arthur. Don't you know her husband is up with the full programme, Sunshine? That's enough to win ANY argument

This thread is f***ing hilarious. All those people who think they are so well connected to the club obviously know f*** All.

Yorkie, I am surprised at you, I would have thought that your mate Jake would have given you some inside info. Never mind.

 

[rool]

michael fish is a weather forecaster - and he told everyone there WOULDNT be a hurricane

I didn't think Yorkie took any notice of weather forecasts.

Guess who said this on a thread about climate change?

'When scientists (meteorologists) can accurately predict the weather for the next 5 days then I will be more inclined to believe what they say about the next 50 years.'

 

[Everest]

michael fish is a weather forecaster - and he told everyone there WOULDNT be a hurricane

And he was right, there wasn't a hurricane.

The Gream Storm of 1987 was not officially classified as a hurricane by meteorologists as is was gusts, not sustained winds that reached hurricane force. On the Beaufort scale, a Hurricane Force wind (Force 12) is defined at 64 knots or more for a period of at least 10 mins. Gusts of wind, which cause most of the major damage, are not included in the classification of hurricanes. In 1987 a top wind speed of 70 knots over 10 mins, was recorded in Hampshire, but this was only an average and could therefore NOT be classified as hurricane force.


BTW, what was the score last night? I can't find it anywhere and SCR didn't have commentary!