Giant Wasps

[BUTTERBALL]

I love bbq wasps.

 

[sunshine]

i just had a massive wasp come flying in my office... huge it was!

 

[Commander]

i just had a massive wasp come flying in my office... huge it was!

You see? They're everywhere. Terrifying.

 

[sunshine]

I think they are hornets?

 

[Commander]

I think they are hornets?

Yeah I think they might be. I know we are supposed to have big wasps coming over from the continent, but I think they look different. I've seen loads of these hornet things this summer though, they never used to be here. Must be global warming. Parrots next, I reckon, that would be cool.

 

[sunshine]

lol.. palm trees too... england will soon be an exotic holiday destination.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i havent seen any - probably a good thing, as im elergic to the fuclkers

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Hate horseflies as well, evil bastards.

Absolute evil, serve no puprose other than to piss me off. Kill them .... kill them all.
The little bastards, one bite and I swell up like a balloon, they don't even look 'good', I mean a wasp has a rather fetching yellow and black colour scheme but Horseflies look uglier than Ian Dowie .... bastards.

The nasty little s**ts.

 

[Commander]

Absolute evil, serve no puprose other than to piss me off. Kill them .... kill them all.
The little bastards, one bite and I swell up like a balloon, they don't even look 'good', I mean a wasp has a rather fetching yellow and black colour scheme but Horseflies look uglier than Ian Dowie .... bastards.

The nasty little s**ts.

At least when horseflies bite you they are stupid enough to come back for a second go. Then I am ready for them.

If I could eradicate one species without any environmental repurcussions it would be wasps.

I wonder what it would be like if humans had stings? Maybe on the end of their index fingers?

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

At least when horseflies bite you they are stupid enough to come back for a second go. Then I am ready for them.

If I could eradicate one species without any environmental repurcussions it would be wasps.

Wasps' don't always sting, fecking Horseflies always bite. A wasp sting will hurt for a while, Horsefly bites itch and sting for days, the little bastards. Kill the ... kill them all.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

It's those flying ants who are the proper bastards.

 

[Scotty Mac]

I wonder what it would be like if humans had stings? Maybe on the end of their index fingers?

i imagine it could make sex pretty difficult - especially if, once youve used your sting, it resulted in death

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Hornets look evil but they tend to keep to themselves but bastard wasps always come and start buzzing around you when you are trying to eat outdoors.

A wasp stung me on my head when I was eating a piece of toast in the garden once, but my father in law had it worse, he was stung on his knob when he stopped for a pee in a bush by the A23.

 

[rospants]

what exactly is the purpose of wasps?, i mean bees make honey, what do wasps do apart from sting people??

 

[Vlad the Impala]

I wonder what it would be like if humans had stings? Maybe on the end of their index fingers?

You'd give the girls something to think about.

 

[Scotty Mac]

but my father in law had it worse, he was stung on his knob when he stopped for a pee in a bush by the A23.

 

[Commander]

what exactly is the purpose of wasps?, i mean bees make honey, what do wasps do apart from sting people??

Nature people will tell you they eat little parasites or something. I don't give a shit what they can do, they can f*** off as far as I'm concerned. The chavs of the animal world.

Bees are OK though.

 

[Commander]

i imagine it could make sex pretty difficult - especially if, once youve used your sting, it resulted in death

I wonder whether the government would make people have them removed at birth? Probably, I suppose.

 

[rospants]

Nature people will tell you they eat little parasites or something. I don't give a shit what they can do, they can f*** off as far as I'm concerned. The chavs of the animal world.

Bees are OK though.

dont mind bees either, cause they know they will die if they sting you, wasps however......

 

[pasty]

Couple of years ago in Turkey, I was sat round the bar (avoiding the midday sun as I said to the Mrs), and this f***ing huge great brute of a bastard flying buzzing type thing swooped down the length of the bar.

Have you ever seen about 20 blokes simultaneously scream like girls, leg it from the bar and jump into the nearby pool?