Giant Wasps

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

i have a proper phobia of pretty much anything that flies, i basically go completely mental if one comes into my room, i run out of the door screaming and hide for about 10 mins


f***ing hate them

You big GAY bear!!!













Only kidding!

 

[Scotty Mac]

i have a proper phobia of pretty much anything that flies, i basically go completely mental if one comes into my room, i run out of the door screaming and hide for about 10 mins


f***ing hate them

 

[Commander]

Couple of years ago in Turkey, I was sat round the bar (avoiding the midday sun as I said to the Mrs), and this f***ing huge great brute of a bastard flying buzzing type thing swooped down the length of the bar.

Have you ever seen about 20 blokes simultaneously scream like girls, leg it from the bar and jump into the nearby pool?

Had similar experiences in Oz, except there noone seems to be bothered.

Me: "Whoaaa what the f*** is that thing!?"

Convict: "Oh, that's just a man-eating monster".

Me: "Oh, OK then". then sit there shitting myself trying not to look scared.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

You big GAY bear!!!













Only kidding!

the worst case was a couple of weeks ago, this horrible looking thing came in, well, i went MENTAL, started screaming like a girl, ran out of the room BEGGING my girlfriend to kill it, i was almost CRYING,


i have never, ever lived that down, and probably never will

 

[Scotty Mac]

the worst case was a couple of weeks ago, this horrible looking thing came in, well, i went MENTAL, started screaming like a girl, ran out of the room BEGGING my girlfriend to kill it, i was almost CRYING,


i have never, ever lived that down, and probably never will

things like that are embarrasing. like when i got dragged into a lift by a lady friend, and was virtually shitting myself as i cant stand the things

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I woke up a few weeks go, and I went down the stairs and I then heard a massive buzzing sound, I thought what the f*** was that and then when I looked up I saw this great big Queen Bee at the door, it was f***ing huge.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

the worst case was a couple of weeks ago, this horrible looking thing came in, well, i went MENTAL, started screaming like a girl, ran out of the room BEGGING my girlfriend to kill it, i was almost CRYING,


i have never, ever lived that down, and probably never will

Sorry, probably shouldnt laugh!!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

the worst case was a couple of weeks ago, this horrible looking thing came in, well, i went MENTAL, started screaming like a girl, ran out of the room BEGGING my girlfriend to kill it, i was almost CRYING,


i have never, ever lived that down, and probably never will

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I woke up a few weeks go, and I went down the stairs and I then heard a massive buzzing sound, I thought what the f*** was that and then when I looked up I saw this great big Queen Bee at the door, it was f***ing huge.

you sure the buzzing noise wasn't your mums vibrator

 

[Basil Fawlty]

you sure the buzzing noise wasn't your mums vibrator