I needed to do a Covid PCR test the other week, in order to fly back to Dubai. My experience summed up what a shitshow this has become.
First time I logged onto the govt system to book one, I was told to travel 463 miles to Inverness.
This happened the second and third times too.
When I phoned to query this, I was told to wait till 8pm the next day and try then.
8pm the next day, there were no drive-thru slots available anywhere in the UK. At all. Not one. My only option was a walk-in centre 49 miles away, which had a couple of slots in a few days time.
This time, when I phoned to query this, I was told that slots "were now only being given to people with symptoms". As that wasn't me, I couldn't book one.
So I went back on to the system, and this time ticked the box saying that I thought I might have symptoms. Clever me, I thought.
Nope. Same result. No drive-thru test possible in the entire UK.
So I left it, before spontaneously trying again at 11pm. And suddenly, lo and behold, there are slots available at 8am the next morning at my nearest drive-thru. So I immediately book one.
When I get there, I'm one of 5 people who have managed to navigate this farce and booked the 8am – 8.30am slot. The centre has, I would guess, 40 staff and – with six lanes and the actual process taking about a minute – the capacity to handle roughly 150–180 people every half hour.
Yet it's almost impossible to book, and – at best – utterly confusing, frustrating and contradictory.
You shouldn’t be using NHS PCR tests to fly. You don’t even get a certificate just a text / email.
You should be going private to a travel clinic