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Games you wish you could play but can't



Chess. It looks so intelligent and mentally stimulating yet I don't understand the rules at all and can't be arsed to learn now.

Also I get invited to countless poker nights but have to decline because I've never played. This I will get round to learning because it seems to be one of those invaluable man skills every fella worth his salt should know, like hot-wiring a car or unhooking a bra with one hand.
 








clarkey

Well-known member
Jan 3, 2006
3,498
Im with you on poker, most sports Im fine with but any man needs to know how to play poker.
 


willyfantastic

New member
Mar 1, 2009
2,368
seeing as i bloody love ice hockey, i wish i could do it! but i cant even ice skate, and my field hockey abilities are limited. have a friend who goes to mcgill in montreal (where they are hockey mad) and when i visited, was invited onto the rink. thinking it would be like the uk where nobody can skate and its all funny. i was MOCKED for about an hour by people ranging between 2-80 years old all seemlessly gliding past me. i was then finally guided around the rink arm in arm by 2 girls, looking like a proper idiot, and fell over too.

shockingly embarrassing, will never ice skate agian, so will never be able t oreplicate gretzky :(
 






Foolg

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Apr 23, 2007
5,024
Golf.
Never had a lesson bar a couple of free trials at Burgess Hill, and usually get round the easier courses when I play rarely at around 18 over par :blush:
Would love to be able to play well, but never had the time to play reguarly enough. Likewise I wish i took up cricket when i was younger, i'm still young but you get what i mean, something to do while the football seasons on its summer break.
 


deletebeepbeepbeep

Well-known member
May 12, 2009
21,802
I used to go to chess club when I was younger :facepalm: with a bunch of 50+ year old men. Shocker.

I'm no good at Quiz's- shocking general knowledge.
 




Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
All about practice DS and plotting ahead.

I can hold.my own in most sports. I'd quite like to be better at darts. Simply because I end up ruined when drinking darts ensue. I'm glad you put games and not sports as otherwise I would not have been able to add darts.
 


All about practice DS and plotting ahead.

I can hold.my own in most sports. I'd quite like to be better at darts. Simply because I end up ruined when drinking darts ensue. I'm glad you put games and not sports as otherwise I would not have been able to add darts.

Doesn't drinking darts give you a sore throat?
 






tonymgc

Banned
May 8, 2010
3,028
Drive by abusing
I'd have to agree with ice hockey too.Absolutely love the sport but when i get on ice myself i make Bambi look like a pro
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Another poker wannabe here , never played
 








SUIYHP

The King's Gull
Apr 16, 2009
1,908
Inside Southwick Tunnel
Any of the FIFA football computer games.

Don't get me wrong I LOVE football, and because I am a young 'un I enjoy playing video games, but I'm USELESS when the two are put together, I don't know how to cross, dribble, take a corner, play tactically, take a free kick, the only thing I'm capable of doing is going amateur and doing a solo run to and from either end of the pitch.
 


Bones

New member
Oct 25, 2006
432
Portslade
Golf.
Never had a lesson bar a couple of free trials at Burgess Hill, and usually get round the easier courses when I play rarely at around 18 over par :blush:
Would love to be able to play well, but never had the time to play reguarly enough. Likewise I wish i took up cricket when i was younger, i'm still young but you get what i mean, something to do while the football seasons on its summer break.



18 over par is prob better score than 90% of people who play week in, week out!
 


Foolg

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Apr 23, 2007
5,024
18 over par is prob better score than 90% of people who play week in, week out!

That was when i was playing as reguarly as i ever had to be fair, and one of my better scores :lolol:
My driving is fine, hadnt played for a year or so and started hitting 300 yards ish with a 5 wood last week at the range, but my irons and putting are a shambles.
 




Durlston

"You plonker, Rodney!"
Jul 15, 2009
10,017
Haywards Heath
Poker.

I'm ok at it but with money involved others can read me like a book when it comes to emotions. Playing online would get me completely hooked.
 


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
62,708
The Fatherland
Football, at any level.
 


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