Funniest comedy line ever nominations

[Double Hard Bastard]

tend to get cranky! Ace Ventura

Bastard lap top!

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbvCRkl_4U


this one

 

[Mr Burns]

Homer: "I'm not a religious man, and I don't pray enough, but if your up there and you can hear me, SAVE US SUPERMAN!"

 

[Frutos]

Marge Simpson: Quick Homer, perform CPR!

Homer Simpson (singing): I see a bad moon rising...

 

[Frutos]

Another classic Two Ronnies one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awBz0_1aa8Y&mode=related&search=

"She was wearing a 'cross-your-heart' bra...I thought it said Oxo"



Can't seem to find the famous Two Ronnies piece (actually one of the Ronnie Barker monologues) entitled "Pismonouncers Unanimous", which is brilliant as well.

 

[Common as Mook]

Uncle Albert - "All I'm saying is that it's not fair"

Del Boy - "Well neither's Frank Bruno's arse but he don't go on about it!"

 

[Big Jim]

Johnny Vegas:-

"Children are like Farts, you hate other peoples, but love your own"

 

[The Mole]

- Listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once...

- Gid Moaning!

I love that programme.

You'll be pleased to hear that they have just recorded another episode feturing Rene's memoirs to be broadcast later this month. It also has a reference to Dick Knight!!

 

[Withnail]

These are small but those are far away
or
We've come on holiday by mistake.

 

[Pettitt303]

Homer Simpson : I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powered gravy I found in the parking lot

Homer : They have the Internet on computers, now?

 

[Frutos]

You'll be pleased to hear that they have just recorded another episode feturing Rene's memoirs to be broadcast later this month. It also has a reference to Dick Knight!!

I had heard about this new episode, and I know there were a fair few references in the original series to Dick Knight, so I would expect that to continue.

 

[Icy Gull]

Arthur Daley "The world is your lobster"

 

[Biscuit]

Two Ronnies.. Chas N Dave christmas..

"She wants to have the tele on, he wants to have it off!"