"I had to go to my second home in Cornwall for the weekend to get inspiration for a book I'm writing about a posh bloke with a house in Cornwall"
In the spring / summer a mate of mine in the same road, with a south facing front garden, stuck two chairs in the front garden two metres apart and away from the garden wall / pavement. It was well known he'd be out there on a Friday evening after work with a cold beer or two so friends popping by would take a seat in the spare chair or on the garden wall and have a beer and a chat. I suspect you could still do the wall thing now, though it would be cold, wet and dark so not quite the same
Why are you going to Barbados.
Business
Great, thanks - off you pop.